Someone has yet to learn the difference between vagina and vulva.
That's weirds. I just had a hot woman come to my house and she said she no longer needed this movie and gave it to me....
It was a Porno! As she left she winked! Omg!
You're jumping to conclusions. Never said she came and knocked on my door offering it to me. She was getting rid of it. Was placing it in the hallway between her door and mine for someone to pick up. I was coming back from grocery shopping and asked if I could have it because I like the wood substrate and have a friend who might like it and she gave it to me. Could have probably just grabbed it later without asking but that would not be very polite. Is that clearer?
Edit: as for her mind, she appeared pretty stoned (no surprise there) so it may have been addled a bit.
translation: i was coming back from groceries when i saw this poster laying in the hallway. i set my groceries down, unrolled the poster and my spindly old boner began to pitch a tent in my dirty old jogging pants immediately. the neighbour came out of her apartment and caught me unawares just as a long column of drool began to seep out of my gaping maw and onto the poster. i quickly tried to collect myself, but before i could sputter something out, she looked at me with disgust and said, "keep it, flossy." the exchange ended with the sound of a deadbolt and chain-lock being applied to her apartment door.
translation: i was coming back from groceries when i saw this poster laying in the hallway. i set my groceries down, unrolled the poster and my spindly old boner began to pitch a tent in my dirty old jogging pants immediately. the neighbour came out of her apartment and caught me unawares just as a long column of drool began to seep out of my gaping maw and onto the poster. i quickly tried to collect myself, but before i could sputter something out, she looked at me with disgust and said, "keep it, flossy." the exchange ended with the sound of a deadbolt and chain-lock being applied to her apartment door.
We got it after your first post, you like dudes.
I would post pictures of what I like but it would be to much for you guys, and the people probably wouldn't approve of me posting their images here either.