Was your Vday successful?

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Got paged for work @ 6:00PM and ended up being on a confernce call until 2:00AM.

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[Exterous]

So how will you celebrate Steak & BJ Day next month?

I had no idea this existed. I have a new found respect for March 14th.

Got paged for work @ 6:00PM and ended up being on a confernce call until 2:00AM.

404: Nookie not found

 

[Saint Nick]

Yep -- got chinese take out and passed out.

 

[Mixolydian]

Wife a couple days ago: We dont have the money for gifts right now
Wife yesterday: I got you a gift!
Me: The FUCK?!

Women...

 

[SunnyD]

Wife a couple days ago: We dont have the money for gifts right now
Wife yesterday: I got you a gift!
Me: The FUCK?!

Lol...

 

[Ausm]

Vday day wasn't successful unless you have a blister on your cock and you balls are in traction.

 

[Mixolydian]

Vday day wasn't successful unless you have a blister on your cock and you balls are in traction.

Sounds painful. :hmm:

 

[Blackjack200]

Let's see... Work sucked donkey balls. Then I got home and the woman I'm renting a room to has taken over the house with laundry, shitty food all over the kitchen, her friend is sleeping on the couch and they're blasting rap music.

Then, they go to work, and 20 minutes later the woman that was my girlfriend until she broke up with me on Superbowl Sunday dropped by to pick up her shit. I cried for a while, then I wolfed down some food and went to sleep.

It was awesome.

 

[Wyndru]

First (or maybe 2nd) Valentines day without sex with the wife. I guess I'm getting older. Also having kids doesn't help.

Dinner was nice, and I got to bed early. Damn, I am getting old.

 

[MarkXIX]

Absolutely. Tried to order flowers for her, but my credit card declined because they put a fraud hold on it because I placed an order from Afghanistan a few days earlier. Managed to call the florist back home using a toll free number and used my debit card to pay. Told the wife via e-mail that I was sorry that there was a fraud hold on my card and that I couldn't pull off V-day for her despite having done so.

Coordinated with her secretary to pickup and deliver the flowers to my son's daycare center (he's 5). Day care staff agreed to call her and tell her he wasn't feeling well because I'm in Afghanistan and he said he wanted to see her for a hug and that would make him feel better. She showed up and he gave her the flowers and told her that as the man of the house he would take care of her on Valentine's day.

Heard there wasn't a dry eye in the house. Yeah, I'm good like that.

 

[Jeffg010]

Came home from work and gave flowers and cupcakes to the wife. She took a nice hot bath and came out all naked and we started making out in the computer room. We go to the bedroom and I start to pound her doggy style. I pull out and have what looks like a bloody sword uuugggh. She just started her lady time. I jump in the shower to clean off my bloody sword. We jump back in bed and make out. She finishes me off with a nice BJ and I use her vibrator to finish her. Then I head to KFC and bring home chicken wings and mac & Cheese to eat.

 

[Exterous]

(snip)

Waaaay to much information dude - way to much

 

[Ns1]

went to crawfish joint and picked up seafood to go

2 pounds king crab legs, 2 pounds crawfish, 1 pound shrimp, 1 pound clams

=mad win

 

[ElFenix]

went to crawfish joint and picked up seafood to go

2 pounds king crab legs, 2 pounds crawfish, 1 pound shrimp, 1 pound clams

=mad win

Seems a bit early in the season for crawfish.

 

[Wyndru]

Waaaay to much information dude - way to much

hahahaha, I love the KFC part, it just finishes the story perfectly.

 

[Ns1]

Seems a bit early in the season for crawfish.

they were still delicious and must've sold hundreds of pounds last night, so they're getting them somewhere...

 

[Krazy4Real]

Came home from work and gave flowers and cupcakes to the wife. She took a nice hot bath and came out all naked and we started making out in the computer room. We go to the bedroom and I start to pound her doggy style. I pull out and have what looks like a bloody sword uuugggh. She just started her lady time. I jump in the shower to clean off my bloody sword. We jump back in bed and make out. She finishes me off with a nice BJ and I use her vibrator to finish her. Then I head to KFC and bring home chicken wings and mac & Cheese to eat.

:awe:

Yes, my vday was a smashing success.... FUCKING SMASHING!!!!!!!!!!! LOG JAMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Vdubchaos]

So none of you guys hit it in the ass....and you call this a "success"?

:biggrin: