Wash your hands, people!!!

[Nikamichi]

you would rather sniff your hands to see if they have shit on them than just wash your fucking hands?

filthy fucking pig....

lol

 

[TridenT]

I wish one day people will wake up and realize that they have to wash their damn hands after using the damn restroom, damnit! And they also have to aim for the center AND flush!

...and while Im at it....DONT PEE IN THE DAMN SHOWER EITHER! :twisted:

Wtf is wrong with peeing in the shower? Wtf... :\

I do it all the time. Practically every morning while the water warms up I'm half way in and out of the shower taking a leak. I save water this way!

 

[Zorkorist]

you would rather sniff your hands to see if they have shit on them than just wash your fucking hands?

filthy fucking pig....

You know, in some societies they just don't use their left hand, because that is the shit hand.

They don't wash it, or maybe they do, but they don't use it.

You should do that... it would make you feel, more secure.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

You know, in some societies they just don't use their left hand, because that is the shit hand.

They don't wash it, or maybe they do, but they don't use it.

You should do that... it would make you feel more, secure.

that tradition is because historically those in the middle east were in the middle of the fucking desert when they took a shit. Not because they were too lazy to turn on a faucet.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Wtf is wrong with peeing in the shower? Wtf... :\

I do it all the time. Practically every morning while the water warms up I'm half way in and out of the shower taking a leak. I save water this way!

You are free to do as you wish in your own home. But it is a tub, not a toilet. Your waste stream isnt pure, unfortunately.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

You are free to do as you wish in your own home. But it is a tub, not a toilet. Your waste stream isnt pure, unfortunately.

actually your urine is sterile unless you have an illness.

 

[Zorkorist]

that tradition is because historically those in the middle east were in the middle of the fucking desert when they took a shit. Not because they were too lazy to turn on a faucet.

Start a new tradition... sell rubbers when you enter the bathroom, rubbers when you exit the bathroom.

You germaphobic fuck.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Start a new tradition... sell rubbers when you enter the bathroom, rubbers when you exit the bathroom.

You germaphobic fuck.

e.coli is a predominant cause of illness you moron.

 

[Zorkorist]

Oh, so now I am making you sick?

I thought you got sick when I told you I sniffed my hands.

 

[FelixDeCat]

actually your urine is sterile unless you have an illness.

From wiki:

Urea is toxic and can be irritating to skin and eyes. High concentrations in the blood can cause damage to organs of the body.

 

[Regs]

Sniffing underwear is the worst for me. I look like a dog with Parkinson's trying to find out if I wore the pair all ready.

 

[Zorkorist]

The simple answer, that is valid almost 100% of the times is that if you feel your hands are dirty wash them.

I use the bathroom plenty, and do NOT feel my hands are dirty... so I don't wash them.

If I eat a whopper, you can be pretty sure I am washing my hands.

 

[regpfj]

I'll take any excuse to evangelize this exceptional episode of Radiolab I heard the other day. Not wallowing in your own shit is, generally speaking, beneficial.

Radiolab

Friday, September 25, 2009

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Parasites

What's gotten into you? In this hour we explore nature's moochers - the good, the bad, and the hideous. We have stories of lethargic farmers, zombie cockroaches, and even mind-controlled humans (kinda, maybe). Could parasites be the shadowy hands that pull the strings of life?

http://www.wnyc.org/shows/radiolab/episodes/2009/09/25

Finally, to quote George Carlin - "You know when I wash my hands? WHEN I SHIT ON THEM! That's the only time. And you know how often that happens? Tops — tops — two, three times a week. Tops!"

 

[Zorkorist]

Sniffing underwear is the worst for me. I look like a dog with Parkinson's trying to find out if I wore the pair all ready.

I rely on the weight and breadth of the streaks.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

From wiki:

From wiki:

Urine has also been historically used as an antiseptic.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

http://www.un.org/apps/news/story.asp?NewsID=32556&Cr=diarrhoea&Cr1=

 

[Regs]

I rely on the weight and breadth of the streaks.

You out grossed me!

 

[Blackjack200]

You are free to do as you wish in your own home. But it is a tub, not a toilet. Your waste stream isnt pure, unfortunately.

lol, when I worked for my dad (contractor) we used to piss in the customers' laundry sinks. Don't get me wrong, if there was a toilet in the basement, we used it, but we were not going to spend 5-10 minutes taking our shoes off, cleaning off our clothes and making sure we were clean so we could go upstairs and pee.

 

[Zorkorist]

http://www.un.org/apps/news/story.asp?NewsID=32556&Cr=diarrhoea&Cr1=

Are you interested in saving lives, Mikey?

Is this your profession?

I mean you could go over to Africa, and find lots of folks that don't wash their hands after shitting on them.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Are you interested in saving lives, Mikey?

Is this your profession?

I mean you could go over to Africa, and find lots of folks that don't wash their hands after shitting on them.

Yep and the health conditions are deplorable and diseases/illness run rampant.

 

[Blackjack200]

From wiki:

Doctors used to check if people had diabetes by tasting their urine. If it was sweet, it generally meant that their blood sugar was probably high.

 

[MovingTarget]

...and while Im at it....DONT PEE IN THE DAMN SHOWER EITHER! :twisted:

Why not? it isn't like it isn't going down the drain...with the water running to boot.

Pro tip: This is an easy way to get rid of a nasty case of athlete's foot.

 

[Locut0s]

The only reason you guys who don't wash your hands don't get ill is because the vast majority of the rest of us do wash ours. You dirty fuckers owe us!

 

[Zorkorist]

We appreciate you hygiene, locutus...

but most of us wash our hands when they are dirty, and just not for grins.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

From wiki:

Quote:
Urea is toxic and can be irritating to skin and eyes. High concentrations in the blood can cause damage to organs of the body.

Then I'd definitely advise against pissing directly into open wounds