Watching Piranha DD, you jelly?

[SSSnail]

Yeah? You know you are.

I'll give the spoiler later, make sure you check back. Or, I can give you guys a play by play.

 

[Crono]

No, I peanut butter.

Together we shall make a delicious sandwich, you and I.

 

[thescreensavers]

That was one of the crappiest movies I have seen. I told one of the scenes to a friend and his GF, and his GF honestly thinks I am making it all up.

Spoiler

The Piranha living inside that chick scene

 

[Printer Bandit]

even the hoff couldn't save the movie.

 

[mztykal]

That was the worst movie I've ever seen. Only thing that saved it was mass amounts of boobs...

 

[Lumathix]

That was the worst movie I've ever seen. Only thing that saved it was mass amounts of boobs...

........... *woosh*

 

[Aikouka]

The first one (Piranha 3D) was actually good (for what it was), but the sequel was just bad. So sad. :|

 

[SSSnail]

No, I peanut butter.

Together we shall make a delicious sandwich, you and I.

No no, we need bread, too. Otherwise, it'd be awkward. D:

 

[SillyOReilly]

Saw some some time ago, it's great how it really entertains the never laid.

 

[SSSnail]

Saw some some time ago, it's great how it really entertains the never laid.

Such condescension, such... stupidity... Tsk tsk.

 

[Pardus]

Let me guess, hungry fish with sharp teeth eat mankind?

 

[BoomerD]

"Jelly?" What kind of fucking moron uses that term?

anyway...No. I saw it at the Redbox this afternoon and wondered, "How fucking stupid does a person have to be to rent something like that?"

I guess I have my answer.

 

[Joseph F]

"Jelly?" What kind of fucking moron uses that term?

Alk, for one. xD

 

[SillyOReilly]

Such condescension, such... stupidity... Tsk tsk.

Oh, you're going to take the stance of being married. Nobody else would have you so you accepted our reject. Go you.

 

[SSSnail]

Oh, you're going to take the stance of being married. Nobody else would have you so you accepted our reject. Go you.

No, I'm taking the stance that you're an idiot. And you've never seen a real pussy (that's not your relatives, or paid for). Did I say you're an idiot? If I didn't, my apologies. Here it is again: you're a fucking idiot.

 

[SillyOReilly]

No, I'm taking the stance that you're an idiot. And you've never seen a real pussy (that's not your relatives, or paid for). Did I say you're an idiot? If I didn't, my apologies. Here it is again: you're a fucking idiot.

You failed in this thread just like you've failed in life. Don't take it out on me, the random internet stranger that most likely owns you in every way that is important.

 

[SillyOReilly]

Point one: Piranha DD is your latest and only sexual outlet.

 

[SSSnail]

You failed in this thread just like you've failed in life. Don't take it out on me, the random internet stranger that most likely owns you in every way that is important.

That's funny, considering the bitch ass attitude that you brought here. Let me see if I can dissect your pathetic being.

You started off with "we", like anyone here gives a shit about your opinion, or even like you. You know what that tells me? You're a bitch ass. If you're even remotely close to being a successful being, or have an ounce of confident, you wouldn't have leaned on others you don't even know.

Then, you go off on condescending tangent about people that you have no clues about. Throwing off assumptions that you should never make, considering you're a pathetic loser.

You have no friends, yet you insist on butting in where you don't belong, like in this thread and then gather enemies.

I see this sort of retort in a lot of games, and mostly from pimple addled fuck face like you. My guess is your only success that you can claim so far is some video games accomplishment. Yet, you imagine yourself this grand being that can talk shit to others. But you only do it online, because otherwise, your mouth would be bloodied, and losing a few teeth.

Base on some of the very simple things I just said, it is most likely you come from a broken family. And you live with your mom. Because, if you had a father figure in your life, you wouldn't grow up to be a bitch ass that you are now. Either that or you live with your father, and he's a bitch, just like you because he didn't smack you around enough.

You project your pathetic life on others, assuming they all fail, much like yourself and anyone you know.

Did I leave anything out?

You see? When you're stupid, just shut your mouth.

 

[Sonikku]

They should have let that Sliders dude survive from the first film. It's not as big a sacrifice to die than it is to live, without your wee wee. All while surrounded by bountiful babes, no less.

 

[SillyOReilly]

Pathetic little bitch rant for paragraphs.

 

[SSSnail]

That's OK son, I'll give your mom something extra later so she can buy you something nice, like a lolypop.

 

[SSSnail]

Point one: Piranha DD is your latest and only sexual outlet.

You're right, can I release on you? You should be used to it by now.

 

[SillyOReilly]

You're right, can I release on you? You should be used to it by now.

You've been watching way too much porn without ever getting any.

Sad.

 

[SillyOReilly]

Loser making a thread about watching chicks in a shitty movie because they're nude, want's to clown on everyone flaming him.

It does NOT ever get more pathetic than this.

 

[SSSnail]

You've been watching way too much porn without ever getting any.

Sad.

Yeah... you're right. So wanna suck me off? 5 dollars make me hollah? You seem to have a very keen interest in my sex life, so I take it that your only reason for doing so is because you want to help.

It's OK, just like how you did to uncle and daddy, you know

... Except, I'll pay you.

Loser making a thread about watching chicks in a shitty movie because they're nude, want's to clown on everyone flaming him.

It does NOT ever get more pathetic than this.

My offer still stands. This loser will PAY you HANDSOMELY to suck me off!!! And there you go with that "everyone" talk again. It makes you look weak. No, really. You need to start having a bit more confidence in yourself. Quit being a bitch.