Think of it. Within the next 10,000 years we will probably face a financial cataclysmic event, whereby thousands will go without jobs, dozens will wait in food lines, and a handful will have to wait to get the PS50.
What should we do to prevent this? We must get rid of gold. Yes, you heard me. That shiny rock which serves no purpose. The scourge of mankind which has driven material and geological conquests of unimaginable consequences. We must transmute gold into something worthwhile, or face the destruction of our society's financial system.
How do we get rid of this nefarious item thrust upon us by the neandrathals and Midas? Those people who were hell bent on controlling our every day lives with nothing more than a worthless rock knew that they were going to control everybody on the planet with it.
We must take the shiny rock and banish it to hell. Please, for the love of pete, do not fall into this Gold Masters pit, reject the evils of deflation and instability or face doom within the next 10,000 years.