WE FOUND THE KEY!!!

[dennilfloss]

That's why the stats supposedly were down. They were simply checking for sure. Unfortunately, the block containing the key was double-crunched and may have been erroneously assigned to /., so the DPC have asked for a recount. In fact, the issue is so contentious that the DPC may go to court and ask that the block be crunched again. Already there are demonstrations in the streets in Amsterdam, particularly in the red-light district, where the DPC there say that the confusing dnet instructions have disenfranchised them and caused the double-crunching, with the resulting disqualification of 19,000 DPC blocks. It was following this disqualification that the key was reintroduced into circulation, only to be found shortly later by us. To add to the confusion, CNN announced and retracted 3 times within one evening that Team AnandTech had passed /., causing some west-coast /. members to temporarily stop crunching.

Stay tuned for an analysis by the ever gorgeous Greta van Susteren, who has been recently accused of a pro-Dutch bias.

 

[jinsonxu]

Interesting! hehe

 

[Engineer]

ROTFLMAO @ dennilfloss!

 

[Drakkhen]

Too d@mn funny!

 

[wildhagen]

LOL

 

[Jator]

I don't get it???



***EDIT*** Aybara, yes I get it. My contribution to the joke was my above statement, along with the ' '

 

[Aybara]

HAHA! well done.

Jator...think politics...voting. Then read his joke again

 

[Adul]

LOL dennil. Pretty good writing.

 

[Chakotay]

*looks out of windows*

I see a big armada of cows rampaging through the streets, destroying everthing in their path.....

 

[Dale]

dennilfloss GREAT !!!! ; ) that is an upbeat way to start the weekend...

Dale
my prayers are with you guys also

 

[JWMiddleton]

Great job!! It is a shame that only a few in our population would understand this. Otherwise it would be a great one to send to Rush!

ROTFL!

 

[ss59]

hey! you stole my idead dennilfloss. Punk

 

[ViRGE]

LMAO! That was perfect Dennil, I'll be laughing all day.

 

[IsOs]

Dennis,
Good reporting, a pure statement of fact! Non bias and to the point!

I just got this information from Tommy B:



<< There's a truck load of lawyers knocking on the door of DNET. They came all over the world to supervise the verification process. When the other teams learned of DPC's actions, they immediately send words to DNET that they believed they found the key before team Anandtech, but their blocks were invalidated when one of the team member's email address was used in the now famous DNET worm! >>



:Q

 

[dennilfloss]

ss59,

I acknowledge this was your idea. I elaborated on it.

 

[spencer]

LMFAO!

 

[SSP]

/me squeeze my heart in pain and scream: DON'T DO THAT!!!

Nice one Dennil.


ED:

As Two Face would say &quot;I can't speeeeel&quot;