We need a case of Twinkies, some vegetable oil, and the jaws of life. STAT!!!!

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
I'm taking my camera to work tomorrow.....just in case.

Seriously, this is a case where I do NOT want pics.

 

[mobobuff]

All, my, friends, ride in low riders.

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
It's not her fault she has a thyroid problem...

Out of curiosity... what diffference does it make if it's her fault or not?

 

[Vic]

LOL to this thread :laugh::beer:

 

[GasX]

This thread makes me want to sing...

:music: Fat guy in a little coat... :music:

 

[edro]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
It's not her fault she has a thyroid problem...

ahahhahahhaha

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: Mwilding
It's not her fault she has a thyroid problem...

Out of curiosity... what diffference does it make if it's her fault or not?

did you read the whole thread before posting?

 

[silverpig]

Think about it: When the bears and lions invade, the fat people will be the first ones to go.

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: silverpig
Think about it: When the bears and lions invade, the fat people will be the first ones to go.

I dont know, if they are still stuck in their cars they might be able to make a get-away. But yeah, once the bears and lions find out the herd congregates at the "Krispy-Kreme" stores...

 

[austin316]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
It's not her fault she has a thyroid problem...

classic

heres a cookie for the fat lady

 

[HappyFace]

Originally posted by: austin316

Originally posted by: Mwilding
It's not her fault she has a thyroid problem...

classic

heres a cookie for the fat lady

She'll need more then one!



:music: I've got two cookies \:laugh:/ I've got two cookies \:laugh:/ I've got two cookies hey hey hey! :music:

 

[onebeeer2many]

Shiner buddy you have yet to let me down. I now know that next time I see your thread up to get a rag cause I now need to wipe the moniter clear of Shiner Bock. Thanks for the laugh. Keep'em comin :beer:

 

[Pilsnerpete]

...and a few bottles of Diet Coke.

lmfao

 

[MikeMike]

Originally posted by: onebeeer2many
Shiner buddy you have yet to let me down. I now know that next time I see your thread up to get a rag cause I now need to wipe the moniter clear of Shiner Bock. Thanks for the laugh. Keep'em comin :beer:

BAH, N00B bumping old thread alert!!!

MIKE

 

[Eli]

Were you abused by an overweight woman when you were a child?

The hate runs deep.

 

[BespinReactorShaft]

Disgusting.

Oh, reminds me to watch Super Size Me some time...

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: Eli
Were you abused by an overweight woman when you were a child?

The hate runs deep.

No, but I get sick of seeing these tubs of goo waddle around all the time and act like they are persecuted by society for being walking whales.

Tell you what lard ass....want to stop feeling persecuted? Then drop a few hundred pounds and maybe you won't need that 3rd seat at the movie theater. Imagine how good you will feel when your ass only takes up two regular sized seats. Oh dare to dream.....