Weddings always make me cry

[ballmode]

i cry because i am not married

 

[imported_Imp]

Originally posted by: miketheidiot

Originally posted by: Rudee
She looks like that Italian Iron Chef. Bald guy with the pony tail. Can't remember his name.

this

That guy looks like Heidi compared to her... I'd probably do him before I touch her too.

 

[GTaudiophile]

NSFW

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: Imp

Originally posted by: iFX
Wow, are you people so desperate that you have to make fun of that couple to make yourselves feel good? What a bunch of losers.

So true. You guys all make me sick. How dare you talk about other people? No one does it in the real world, especially not infront of people's faces.

People do it behind other people's backs all the time, which is what this is--no one here is doing "in front of her face".

 

[Quiksilver]

Quick someone edit this so it works for this thread.

 

[Epic Fail]

Originally posted by: Quiksilver
Quick someone edit this so it works for this thread.

ROFL

 

[BrokenVisage]

SFW?

 

[Rudee]

She is NOT fat, she is big boned.




Big stomach bone
Big ass bone
etc etc....

 

[JasonSix78]

Originally posted by: Oil

Originally posted by: rasczak

Originally posted by: JasonSix78

Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was) and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.

:laugh:

this doesn't make sense since in the thread the guy says he married her due to her being pregnant lol.

Also, the front of her myspace said shes been married for over a year but the thread was created yesterday

Yeah, I think that thread was just created for lulz and nothing more. The chances of it being real are slim to none.

 

[palswim]

So, I searched for "car model", "bodybuilding model", and a few other things, but I can only find locked threads about the car girl. Where is the official ATOT thread about that?

 

[Nerva]

Originally posted by: KB

Originally posted by: darkxshade
OMG it's the car model fiasco all over again with a vengeance.

Thats what I was thinking. Someone is just trying to top that hilarity. Unfortunately it can't be done because first is always funniest.

Although at least the car model would look OK with the bag on her head. This bride won't.

what car model?

and oh, this is a huge disaster waiting to happen.

 

[zinfamous]

most entertaining troll thread I read in some time. awesome.

 

[preslove]

I'm just waiting for someone to pull one of these troll jobs in ATOT...

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Rudee
She looks like that Italian Iron Chef. Bald guy with the pony tail. Can't remember his name.

Mario Batali. He's badass. and yes...there is a resemblance

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Originally posted by: JasonSix78

Originally posted by: Oil

Originally posted by: rasczak

Originally posted by: JasonSix78

Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was) and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.

:laugh:

this doesn't make sense since in the thread the guy says he married her due to her being pregnant lol.

Also, the front of her myspace said shes been married for over a year but the thread was created yesterday

Yeah, I think that thread was just created for lulz and nothing more. The chances of it being real are slim to none.

Thread may be fake, but the pictures.... Pictures seem somewhat legit.... Poor guy.

 

[takeru]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
SFW?

yes, but not safe for your eyes

Originally posted by: Rudee
She is NOT fat, she is big boned.

Big stomach bone
Big ass bone
etc etc....

epic mount upgrade?

 

[ryan256]

Originally posted by: Epic Fail

Originally posted by: Quiksilver
Quick someone edit this so it works for this thread.

ROFL

How about something like this??
Quick & dirty Gimp job.

 

[The_Dude8]

Originally posted by: palswim
So, I searched for "car model", "bodybuilding model", and a few other things, but I can only find locked threads about the car girl. Where is the official ATOT thread about that?

here's the link to bodybuilding model:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/...thread.php?t=111777031

enter at your own risk.

the model of the car is an intergra.

 

[Jodell88]

Originally posted by: The_Dude8

Originally posted by: palswim
So, I searched for "car model", "bodybuilding model", and a few other things, but I can only find locked threads about the car girl. Where is the official ATOT thread about that?

here's the link to bodybuilding model:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/...thread.php?t=111777031

enter at your own risk.

the model of the car is an intergra.

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[takeru]

Originally posted by: Jodell88

Originally posted by: The_Dude8

Originally posted by: palswim
So, I searched for "car model", "bodybuilding model", and a few other things, but I can only find locked threads about the car girl. Where is the official ATOT thread about that?

here's the link to bodybuilding model:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/...thread.php?t=111777031

enter at your own risk.

the model of the car is an intergra.

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

i saw it when it was first posted here. after a few hours in the morning the thread was deleted from here. funny as hell.

 

[preslove]

Originally posted by: SociallyChallenged

Originally posted by: JasonSix78

Originally posted by: Oil

Originally posted by: rasczak

Originally posted by: JasonSix78

Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was) and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.

:laugh:

this doesn't make sense since in the thread the guy says he married her due to her being pregnant lol.

Also, the front of her myspace said shes been married for over a year but the thread was created yesterday

Yeah, I think that thread was just created for lulz and nothing more. The chances of it being real are slim to none.

Thread may be fake, but the pictures.... Pictures seem somewhat legit.... Poor guy.

Some dudes are into big fat ladies.

 

[Geekbabe]

This was like a train wreck... I knew it was wrong to look but I couldn't stop reading..

 

[Finalnight]

MY EYES!
THE BURNING!
MAKE. IT. STOP!!!!!!!

 

[Babbles]

That's hot.

 

[robphelan]

MY EYES, MY EYES... THE AGONY