Weddings always make me cry

[Lola]

Maybe I am just really emotional today, and I know it is the internet but honestly this made me really upset. I have said my share of rude things about others, but for some reason, it really made me upset because those are real people that look honest-to-god genuinely happy.

 

[LtPage1]

Originally posted by: Syringer

Originally posted by: Imp

Originally posted by: iFX
Wow, are you people so desperate that you have to make fun of that couple to make yourselves feel good? What a bunch of losers.

So true. You guys all make me sick. How dare you talk about other people? No one does it in the real world, especially not infront of people's faces.

People do it behind other people's backs all the time, which is what this is--no one here is doing "in front of her face".

He knows. That was sarcasm.
Man, this thread is going places.

Originally posted by: Lola
Maybe I am just really emotional today, and I know it is the internet but honestly this made me really upset. I have said my share of rude things about others, but for some reason, it really made me upset because those are real people that look honest-to-god genuinely happy.

I think I'm just going to watch this unfold and chalk it up to the list of "Why your Myspace page should be friends-only."

 

[Lola]

Originally posted by: LtPage1

Originally posted by: Syringer

Originally posted by: Imp

Originally posted by: iFX
Wow, are you people so desperate that you have to make fun of that couple to make yourselves feel good? What a bunch of losers.

So true. You guys all make me sick. How dare you talk about other people? No one does it in the real world, especially not infront of people's faces.

People do it behind other people's backs all the time, which is what this is--no one here is doing "in front of her face".

He knows. That was sarcasm.
Man, this thread is going places.

Originally posted by: Lola
Maybe I am just really emotional today, and I know it is the internet but honestly this made me really upset. I have said my share of rude things about others, but for some reason, it really made me upset because those are real people that look honest-to-god genuinely happy.

I think I'm just going to watch this unfold and chalk it up to the list of "Why your Myspace page should be friends-only."

You are correct, but... still does not make me feel better about it. Sorry, I will stop being so whiney.

 

[BlackTigers]

I'd be afraid she'd eat me if I said all of this in front of her.

:0

 

[LumbergTech]

Originally posted by: Lola
Maybe I am just really emotional today, and I know it is the internet but honestly this made me really upset. I have said my share of rude things about others, but for some reason, it really made me upset because those are real people that look honest-to-god genuinely happy.

they have each other and they are happy, buncha fuckwads on the internet probably arent important to them...im sure they've heard it all before..its not like this is the first time shes probably been mocked

as far as im concerned they have the last laugh

 

[Corbett]

*FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP*

ooops....oh, hai guyz

 

[meltdown75]

epic lulz.

 

[Lazy8s]

I'm calling shenz. The guy says that they lost their virginity on the wedding night then on the same (first) page says they have a kid on the way and that is why he married her. Something is B.S.

 

[bignateyk]

Originally posted by: Lazy8s
I'm calling shenz. The guy says that they lost their virginity on the wedding night then on the same (first) page says they have a kid on the way and that is why he married her. Something is B.S.

It's obviously a troll post by someone who found their wedding album online or something. I think the pics are more than real though.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Lazy8s
I'm calling shenz. The guy says that they lost their virginity on the wedding night then on the same (first) page says they have a kid on the way and that is why he married her. Something is B.S.

it is shens. about midway through the thread the OP admits it.

 

[kevman]

i dont she deserves to be married looking like that.

 

[adlep]

Tagged the thread but decided not to make rude comments...

Except this

George Carlin

 

[Buttzilla]

speechless

 

[randomlinh]

Originally posted by: bignateyk

Originally posted by: Lazy8s
I'm calling shenz. The guy says that they lost their virginity on the wedding night then on the same (first) page says they have a kid on the way and that is why he married her. Something is B.S.

It's obviously a troll post by someone who found their wedding album online or something. I think the pics are more than real though.

this.

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: Quiksilver
Quick someone edit this so it works for this thread.

someone do it plz!!

 

[Garet Jax]

No, TS is dead serious. He really got married to a 6 1", 250 pounds bald whale thats looks like the hunchback of Notredame. Also he lost his virginity that night, and cried a little bit afterwards. She on the other hand wasn't so please so she proceeded to insert a cucumber and a banana alternatively taking turns.

 

[daveymark]

:music: :music: Lowered Expectations :music: :music:

 

[Xylitol]

i know it's fake that "crumbum" is not actually the husband, but I feel bad for whoever the couple is if they find this thread.
They seem to be happily married, and those people laughing at 'em is so jacked up

 

[masterxfob]

i'm at a loss for words...

i feel like saying something funny/stupid/mean, but i just can't. on the other hand, if they're happy, good for them.

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: johnjohn320
Doctored pics? Doctored pics.

yea my thought from the first pic..then i scrolled...teh horror....

i don't feel so bad for the bikini car model posted a couple days ago now. she at least had a normal body.


http://translate.google.com/tr...n&ie=UTF-8&sl=nl&tl=en

 

[Mide]

nasty

 

[moshquerade]

this cannot be true. . .

that has to be the most godawful ugly excuse for a female on the planet, and the guy got beat with a large ugly stick too.

 

[oddyager]

Originally posted by: SociallyChallenged

Originally posted by: JasonSix78

Originally posted by: Oil

Originally posted by: rasczak

Originally posted by: JasonSix78

Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was) and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.

:laugh:

this doesn't make sense since in the thread the guy says he married her due to her being pregnant lol.

Also, the front of her myspace said shes been married for over a year but the thread was created yesterday

Yeah, I think that thread was just created for lulz and nothing more. The chances of it being real are slim to none.

Thread may be fake, but the pictures.... Pictures seem somewhat legit.... Poor guy.

They are probably legit. Just some asshole decided he needed to +1 his rep and make a troll post out of their wedding photos.

 

[Aquila76]

Originally posted by: Lola
You are correct, but... still does not make me feel better about it. Sorry, I will stop being so whiney.

Don't apologize, you have a functioning heart and soul.

However, since mine have been stripped and burned away:
I love how the groomsmen keep out of attack range in the pics. Good for them shielding the boy, too.

 

[SlickSnake]

Some people should not breed. I don't care about the love part, they can love each other all they want too, just do it in private please, and keep innocent kids out of it. If ever there was a good case for abortion and birth control, this is one of them.

There is also obviously something much more wrong with these people mentally than just the grotesque way they look if they feel the need to breed looking like that. Imagine the horror of the kids when the parents go to PTA meetings or other school functions. Having kids is completely wrong and selfish when the parents are almost 100% sure their kids will be genetically defective like they are. And this woman obviously has genetic issues and so does he, based on the family photos.

Is this a good example of the inalienable rights of heteros to marry and breed that the hetero voters try to claim for their Gods and religions by hating the gays who want to marry? So this holy union resulting in children is somehow blessed by God and the hypocritical bigoted religious voters? Do you think God is laughing as hard as I was when I first started reading the comments on the original thread? If God didn't have a good sense of humor and enjoy laughing at mankind's follies, those 2 wouldn't be here in the first place professing their love on a public myspace page.

And I realize the poster on that site was a sham, but the pictures clearly were not, and were ripped from some real persons myspace page. So my comments are based on the reality of the pics, not the stupid comments of the poster troll posting them.

While I can be a bit ashamed at LOLing at these pics and comments in private, if I was to see these 2 loving it up in public, all I would feel is pity and revulsion that someone would let themselves get that fat and ugly and hairless (ever heard of makeup and a wig?), and the fact that someone else who wasn't fat or terribly ugly would settle for them looking like that. And fat is a self control issue, not a genetic one. In spite of what all the fat people might tell you otherwise.