Well Jim, she's pregnant...

[GobBluth]

SWIM knocked up a girl who isn't his wife..... I had absolutely no idea he was even messing around. No one knows yet (except for a select few), but shit is about to get real for the holidays.....

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

Cool, does he need help building a nursery? Or doghouse in the backyard to sleep in?

 

[Scarpozzi]

Cool, does he need help building a nursery? Or doghouse in the backyard to sleep in?

I was thinking it'd be cheaper just to go ahead and dig a hole in the back yard to crawl into.

 

[Stopsignhank]

Well if he is going to change his thermostat we now know that he can do it while it is hot.

 

[GobBluth]

I'm trying to look at this objectively and the financial ass reaming that is going to come out of this looks terrifying as it is..

 

[GobBluth]

sweet jesus, I just recognized I posted this in H&G....

Mod, give a guy a hand here and move this to OT? Thanks

 

[Greenman]

I'm trying to look at this objectively and the financial ass reaming that is going to come out of this looks terrifying as it is..

Pro tip, look at the section this is in, then at the first few responses.

 

[highland145]

Who?

 

[ghost recon88]

Who is SWIM?

 

[zinfamous]

confused

 

[dank69]

Who is SWIM?

It's sort of like "my friend"

 

[GobBluth]

Someone Who Isn't Me

 

[Garet Jax]

SWIM knocked up a girl who isn't his wife..... I had absolutely no idea he was even messing around. No one knows yet (except for a select few), but shit is about to get real for the holidays.....

Yikes - that's a relationship limiting move. Does he have kids with his wife?

 

[waffleironhead]

Who?

It means it's him.

 

[Drako]

Do you and your wife have kids?

 

[highland145]

It means it's him.

Do you and your wife have kids?

 

[Newell Steamer]

#1 is she hot?
#2 is his wife hot?

 

[highland145]

#1 is she hot?
#2 is his wife hot?

#3 is the OPs wife hot?

 

[Greenman]

This guy was doing a lot better in home and garden.

 

[highland145]

This guy was doing a lot better in home and garden.

In the home and the garden......gigity.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Abortion: it's cheaper than divorce.

 

[GobBluth]

Yikes - that's a relationship limiting move. Does he have kids with his wife?

No he doesn't. This will be his first...

 

[BoomerD]

Abortion: it's cheaper than divorce.

Until your wife finds out you paid for your girlfriend to have an abortion...then it gets pricey...

 

[zinfamous]

Is he the king of some nation somewhere?

This wouldn't be a problem if he were a king.

 

[Garet Jax]

No he doesn't. This will be his first...

Is his girlfriend having the baby or is she going to abort it?
If his wife finds out, then the marriage is likely over.