Well, that was embarrassing...

[AceGoober]

Cliffs:

1. Last night, I'm invited to go out to dinner with a church going lady and her friends.
2. Brought along music.
3. Grabbed wrong CD before leaving house; happened to be cell phone ringtones.
4. Popped into in-dash CD player.
5. "I look at my enormous penis and everything's going my way" starts playing.
6. All the ladies and the pastor of the church in-shock.
7. Remove CD, exit vehicle.
8. No dinner for me.

 

[moshquerade]

ahahahaha! that is awesome.

 

[Crono]

Even the music I own with a lot of cursing doesn't have lyrics about penis

 

[BoomerD]

"I sing and I dance when I look in my pants
It's gonna be a bright shiny daaa-ay...

I look at my enormous pee-ee-ee-nis..and the happy times are coming my way."

 

[Sumguy]

"My Dick" by Micky Avalon would also be appropriate

 

[F1N3ST]

lololol

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

You should have played some Too $hort. Ladies know what time it is when I start playin' them jams.

 

[BoomerD]

The fail here is that it was a pastor...not a priest. HE would have understood the importance of an enormous penis...

Besides, what's wrong with a bit of bragging?

 

[Kadarin]

Cliffs:

1. Last night, I'm invited to go out to dinner with a church going lady and her friends.

This is your problem right here. You need a better class of friends who aren't so uptight.

Funny story, though

 

[Crono]

This is your problem right here. You need a better class of friends who aren't so uptight.

Funny story, though

Nah, I think his problem is listening to music (even ringtones) about penis.

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

This is your problem right here. You need a better class of friends who aren't so uptight.

Just because they tradition brainwashes them to think they should wait until marriage, does not prohibit anal sex.

 

[Jodell88]

lololololol

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

LOL OP that is some funny shit

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Even the music I own with a lot of cursing doesn't have lyrics about penis

I don't have any music that's not about penis.

 

[Crono]

I don't have any music that's not about penis.

Overcompensating for something or are you just really gay?

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Overcompensating for something or are you just really gay?

Can't it be both?

 

[Crono]

Can't it be both?

Lol, touché.

 

[SlitheryDee]

You really just got out and went home after that? Most church folk I know would have laughed it off.

 

[Azraele]

Smooth, rofl.

But as with all things, this too shall pass.

 

[timosyy]

Laugh nervously, explain joke, enjoy dinner with lady friends? Haha.

 

[JM Aggie08]

Pretty lame you didn't get dinner out of it. At least we got an epic story out of it

 

[DangerAardvark]

I assume she was driving. Why would you bring your own music to someone else's car?

 

[DrPizza]

Song played on the radio today. Main lyric in the chorus section: Vagina. lmao, and my wife lhao as well.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

that's some grade A lulz there. But couldn't you just eject and pretend it didn't happen? Seems to work in a lot of other situations.

It happened when I was about 10. My parents had taped this tv show, the finale of something similar to American Idol. There were about 25 people crammed in our living room. Show over, a few seconds of snow/white noise, suddenly cocks. It took a few seconds before someone hit the stop button. And everyone pretended they didn't see a thing. The children included.

 

[ShawnD1]

It happened when I was about 10. My parents had taped this tv show, the finale of something similar to American Idol. There were about 25 people crammed in our living room. Show over, a few seconds of snow/white noise, suddenly cocks. It took a few seconds before someone hit the stop button. And everyone pretended they didn't see a thing. The children included.

LOL


I bet the OP wishes he kept some Lady Gaga in the car. You could even pass it off as a Christian rock band because the album cover has a cross on it.

Not only that but her lyrics teach young women to practice abstinence.
song in question
Lyrics:

Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Alejandro.
I'm not your babe.
I'm not your babe, Fernando.

Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch.
Just smoke one cigarette and hush.
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Roberto.

:awe: