If that's your takeaway from my post, you may check to see if your ADD is really retartdation.
Implying your opinions on parenting aren't valid until you've screwed at least one kid up through ignorance is just... ignorant.
If that's your takeaway from my post, you may check to see if your ADD is really retartdation.
The sides of the center strap are probably the most dong-polished surface in history.Surely you've already...
The sides of the center strap are probably the most dong-polished surface in history.
From what I can tell from that device, it encourages anal sex. It seems you need some significant girth to prevent that thing from stopping you
Yes the anal teeth encourage it!
Update: They had their first "date" last night which included a movie with them and their friends - about 10 of them in all. They went and saw Iron Man 3.
The basically had no free time before or after the movie.
My introduction to the boy was me driving by slowly, staring at him, as stern a face as I could muster, as he waited outside the movie theatre. He saw us. I circled around and slowly pulled up to the curb, again staring at him. He walked up to the truck, me staring at him menacingly the whole time, introduced himself and put his hand out to shake mine. We shook.
My wife - knock it off, stop staring at him.
Me - So, you're Johnathon?
Him - Yes, sir.
Me - Where's the rest of the group
My daughter - they're inside waiting
Me - Yeah, right!
My daughter - daaaaaad, stop it
Me - Well, you two, have fun...watching...the....movie
Him - Yes, sir.
Me - We'll be back at 9:10
Them - Bye
I did all I could from busting out laughing, and I could tell that Johnathon was mixed between nervousness and amusement, but he looked like a nice enough kid and did well with the introduction.
After dropping them off, my wife and I went to Red Lobster. Daughter texts:
Her - Movie ends about 9:10 to 9:15
Me - We already know
Her - How?
Me - The ticket taker
Her - What?
Me - Look behind you.
Wife - Stop that....
In anycase, they did hold hands...after he asked her if he could. Hmmmm...reminds me of a certain ATOT thread awhile back.
awww... cute.
she learned a handjob. growing up
...Daughter texts:
Her - Movie ends about 9:10 to 9:15
Me - We already know
Her - How?
Me - The ticket taker
Her - What?
Me - Look behind you.
Wife - Stop that....
In anycase, they did hold hands...after he asked her if he could.
Update
Me - Well, you two, have fun...watching...the....movie
In anycase, they did hold hands...after he asked her if he could. Hmmmm...reminds me of a certain ATOT thread awhile back.
Yeah, this thread went about as well as I could have guessed.
Co-worker was telling a story about how proud he was of his "Boy" being out and about gathering experience and I was providing a counter point about sexual inequality within a family. I don't think about other people's religion, politics or sexual orientation. Unless they make a statement or something that I feel needs commenting on. America sure has a Madonna/Whore complex.Who the hell asks a co-worker this kind of question? WTF?
Looking for an excuse to use that Viagra pill before it expires?Maybe...just maybe...and I'm merely speculating here...but maybe she needs a...mature, experienced fellow to show her the ropes, instead of merely wrestling around with a boy who doesn't know his way around a va-jay-jay...:whiste:
Co-worker was telling a story about how proud he was of his "Boy" being out and about gathering experience and I was providing a counter point about sexual inequality within a family. I don't think about other people's religion, politics or sexual orientation. Unless they make a statement or something that I feel needs commenting on. America sure has a Madonna/Whore complex.