Went House Hunting...and Poop happened...

[Udgnim]

BUT NO! I watch in horror as the water beings to rise. A feeling of disbelief, horror, and sudden realization that I have lost the war sweep over me. I pray to the porcelain god to allow me some sort of respite. The water, brown with my own filth, continues to rise. Suddenly, it stops...right at the edge of the bowl. I'M SAVED! YES!

I've been fortunate that it has always stopped at this point for me

one day, it will overflow on me though

 

[SearchMaster]

Great writing. It has a nice flow to it.

I see what you did there...

 

[T_Yamamoto]

snip.

Funniest shit ever

No pun intended

 

[janas19]

Sorry guys, NOT copy pasted or made up. 100% true. Happened earlier today and my wife is STILL letting me hear about it. I'd provide proof, but in my rush to correct the...uhm...issue, I did not snap pics with the camera phone. Plus I don't want the seller to come back and shit all over my bathroom floor in a fit of vengeance.

NOOO. Either you are lying or an epic unsung hero. And my low faith in humanity leads me to believe the former.

 

[janas19]

Posting in epic poop thread. I was showing a friend a house and he took an extreme turd...and apparently the water was off. It was a vacant house, but it was summer. The next agent and their clients must have smelt a terrible smell when they went in there....who knows how long it sat?

Lol

 

[sjwaste]

10/10. May I point out one thing though? My old house had old toilets with old pipes, so I have experience in such matters. If you think it's gonna overflow, take the top of the tank off and raise the float arm. Hold it there until the bowl drains a bit, or if a plunger is within reach, plunge with the other arm.

It's an advanced technique that I hope you never need to use.

Also, I agree, realtors should tell us about this stuff. I never had to crap in a house while we were seeing it, but it's been close.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

I know FallenHero outside the forums and I can attest to the wife and house hunting part of this story not being fabricated. As for the poop... Yeah, I can see that happening too. I have not spoken to him to verify this information, and was unaware of it until I read this thread.

 

[mcvickj]

Worth the long read. Too funny.

Indeed it was. 10/10.

 

[edro]

I continue the battle, brown fire licking at my heels.

I loled here.

I greatly enjoy poop stories.

 

[feralkid]

 

[LookBehindYou]

This. Words simply cannot say enough.

Bravo Sir. Bravo.

 

[RearAdmiral]

hahahaha awesome

 

[SpunkyJones]

I thought I was reading a Ned thread for a moment, Bravo sir, Bravo.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Sorry, OP, I don't know you, but my guess is this is copy-pasted. Seems I recall reading about something similar.

Anyone remember that epic date shower shit from I think the one bodybuilding forum?



Open House

directed by M Night Shyamalamadingdong.

If that was the case the ending would have been he was actually the turd all along

 

[Zargon]

LOL awesome

 

[Schfifty Five]

I thought I was reading a Ned thread for a moment, Bravo sir, Bravo.

This is much better than Ned's stories.

 

[Exterous]

It's an advanced technique that I hope you never need to use.

There are usually shutoff valves behind the toilet that will work too. I was too slow once but never again!

 

[Kev]

fantastic shit story. A++++++++++++ WOULD READ AGAIN

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

TLDR
Reads too similar to other poop stories.
Also, when you think you may clog the toilet, follow the rule of, drop one, flush one.

You know the house is a keeper if the toilet is equipped for your bowel movements. This one obviously did not pass the test.

 

[yhelothar]

This is the shittiest story I've ever enjoyed. Nicely done.

 

[WT]

that was in a movie
or two

Along Came Polly - Ben Stiller

 

[Gothgar]

I love story time

 

[runzwithsizorz]

RACE FOR SALVATION
Written by; Willie Makitt
Co-Authored by; Betty Donte
Illustrations by; I. Clogit
Special Thanks To ; Lotta Charmin

 

[MotionMan]

Along Came Polly - Ben Stiller

Dumb and Dumber

MotionMan

 

[MotionMan]

RACE FOR SALVATION
Written by; Willie Makitt
Co-Authored by; Betty Donte
Illustrations by; I. Clogit
Special Thanks To ; Lotta Charmin

Everyone Poops (My Body Science Series)
Taro Gomi (Author)
Amanda Mayer Stinchecum (Illustrator)

MotionMan