What 3 movies should all people NEVER see?

[Wuffsunie]

Originally posted by: AnitaPeterson
Trainspotting? Solaris? wow, some of you guys...

I don't know about the orignal, but the remake was an abomination. Of course perhaps I had misconceptions about it based on the previews. I was assuming a sci-fi mystery/exploration story! Instead I got a movie about someone pining for his dumb, dead wife.

 

[sandorski]

1) Naked Space, not a porn, pornos have good acting compared to this crap
2) Any movie with that guy(John-boy from the Waltons....an ancient TV show)
3) Any of the movies ever shown on MST3K in it's original form

 

[CubicZirconia]

1. Ronin
2. Unbreakable
3. Heist (the one with Hackman)

All of these movies suck a mountain of ass the size of an imperial star destroyer.

 

[Broohaha]

Originally posted by: Wuffsunie

Originally posted by: AnitaPeterson Trainspotting? Solaris? wow, some of you guys...

I don't know about the orignal, but the remake was an abomination. Of course perhaps I had misconceptions about it based on the previews. I was assuming a sci-fi mystery/exploration story! Instead I got a movie about someone pining for his dumb, dead wife.

uh are you sure you're talking about the right trainspotting?

 

[Wuffsunie]

Originally posted by: Broohaha

Originally posted by: Wuffsunie

Originally posted by: AnitaPeterson Trainspotting? Solaris? wow, some of you guys...

I don't know about the orignal, but the remake was an abomination. Of course perhaps I had misconceptions about it based on the previews. I was assuming a sci-fi mystery/exploration story! Instead I got a movie about someone pining for his dumb, dead wife.

uh are you sure you're talking about the right trainspotting?

Eesh. Never seen Solaris? Didn't bother looking up that movie? THAT'S what I was talking about.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: CubicZirconia
1. Ronin
2. Unbreakable
3. Heist (the one with Hackman)

All of these movies suck a mountain of ass the size of an imperial star destroyer.

WTH is wrong with Ronin? You sir, are a dumbass!

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: Spoooon
1. Battlefield Earth
2. Mars Attacks
3. Little Nicky

I liked Mars Attacks too!

You're a dumbass!

 

[NotoriousJTC]

K-PAX

 

[Orsorum]

I liked Ronin and Mars Attacks!. You all are teh suck.

 

[SithSolo1]

1. Zoolander
2. Jeepers Creepers
3. Jeepers Creepers 2
4. I could go on forever but you said only 3.

 

[Tab]

Zoolander, nuff said.

 

[Tret]

The horrible memories!

 

[Pilsnerpete]

Originally posted by: CubicZirconia
1. Ronin
2. Unbreakable
3. Heist (the one with Hackman)

All of these movies suck a mountain of ass the size of an imperial star destroyer.

BAN HIM!!!!!1
Unbreakable could've been better, but it had B Willis AND Sam Jackson. Not bad.
Ronin rocked. Heist rocked.

 

[PatboyX]

Originally posted by: CubicZirconia
1. Ronin
2. Unbreakable
3. Heist (the one with Hackman)

All of these movies suck a mountain of ass the size of an imperial star destroyer.

i liked unbreakable. but i like comics...i think it has a more interesting core than M. Night's other films.

speaking of star destroyers... the recent star wars films should not be forced on anyone. but seeing as most everyone here has already seen them:

1. Begotten
2. Red Zone Cuba
3. Breakfast of Champions

 

[CubicZirconia]

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: CubicZirconia
1. Ronin
2. Unbreakable
3. Heist (the one with Hackman)

All of these movies suck a mountain of ass the size of an imperial star destroyer.

WTH is wrong with Ronin? You sir, are a dumbass!

Quit kidding yourself, Ronin sucked.

I have an idea. Lets make a movie about a briefcase. The whole movie will be about a bunch of people trying to get the briefcase. In the middle we can throw in some weak-ass references to japanese history to give the movie a snazzy title. Then at the end, instead of showing everyone what's inside of the case, we'll just end the movie. It will be some sort of an artistic thing. Oh wait, no it won't. It will be a crappy movie and a waste of everyone's time.

That, in a nutshell, is what's wrong with Ronin.

Unbreakable could've been better, but it had B Willis AND Sam Jackson. Not bad.

Two great actors. One terrible movie. I like Jackson and Willis as much as the next guy, but that movie was just horrible. On the whole, I'd say the acting was right around the "bunch of no-talent ass clowns" level. A real shame. Especially for those two guys.

Heist rocked.

You need to see more movies.



Off to go running, back to join the fray again later.

 

[Spac3d]

1) Lord of the Rings 1
2) Lord of the Rings 2
3) Lord of the Rings 3

 

[KingNothing]

Originally posted by: dighn
master of disguise
little nicky
kong pow enter the fist

WHAT??? Master of Disguise was awesome! On the other hand, I just watched Blade Runner last night and that was the worst movie I've seen in a while. :disgust:

 

[Broohaha]

Originally posted by: Spac3d
1) Lord of the Rings 1 2) Lord of the Rings 2 3) Lord of the Rings 3

:|

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: CubicZirconia

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: CubicZirconia
1. Ronin
2. Unbreakable
3. Heist (the one with Hackman)

All of these movies suck a mountain of ass the size of an imperial star destroyer.

WTH is wrong with Ronin? You sir, are a dumbass!

Quit kidding yourself, Ronin sucked.

I have an idea. Lets make a movie about a briefcase. The whole movie will be about a bunch of people trying to get the briefcase. In the middle we can throw in some weak-ass references to japanese history to give the movie a snazzy title. Then at the end, instead of showing everyone what's inside of the case, we'll just end the movie. It will be some sort of an artistic thing. Oh wait, no it won't. It will be a crappy movie and a waste of everyone's time.

That, in a nutshell, is what's wrong with Ronin.

Unbreakable could've been better, but it had B Willis AND Sam Jackson. Not bad.

Two great actors. One terrible movie. I like Jackson and Willis as much as the next guy, but that movie was just horrible. On the whole, I'd say the acting was right around the "bunch of no-talent ass clowns" level. A real shame. Especially for those two guys.

Heist rocked.

You need to see more movies.

So . . .. By similar logic, Pulp Fiction sucked as well?

 

[Wuffsunie]

Originally posted by: Spac3d
1) Lord of the Rings 1
2) Lord of the Rings 2
3) Lord of the Rings 3

Hmm... can you say... troll bait?

 

[Wuffsunie]

Originally posted by: Jehovah
So . . .. By similar logic, Pulp Fiction sucked as well?

Yeah, but Pulp Fiction did suck.

 

[Siddhartha]

Movies I have not been able to watch:
1. Freddie gets fingered
2. Pooty Tang
3. A.I.

I am not saying they are bad but every time they are on my right hand grabs and uses the remote on its own.

 

[MithShrike]

Originally posted by: Spac3d
1) Lord of the Rings 1
2) Lord of the Rings 2
3) Lord of the Rings 3

You talking the cartoon version?

 

[Wuffsunie]

Originally posted by: Dr Smooth
3. A.I.

There is one good use for this movie. For every sequence you're sure was written by Stanley Cubrick, take a shot of vodka. For every one by Spielberg, take one of orange juice. The good part is that by the end, you'll have washed out the taste of vodka.

 

[silverpig]

1. Gigli (haven't seen it, but I KNOW it sucks)
2. Jurassic Park 2: The Lost World (pretty decent book, piece of arse for a movie... too bad they only followed the book for all of 5 minutes)
3. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (I like star trek movies, but damn, this sucked)