What 3 movies should all people NEVER see?

[Chaotic42]

1. To See Paris and Die
2. Down to You
3. Anything from MTV

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: Dr Smooth

Originally posted by: Spac3d
1) Lord of the Rings 1
2) Lord of the Rings 2
3) Lord of the Rings 3

I did not know that LOTR 3 had been released yet. Where did you see it?

It's an accident. He meant to type Star Wars 1, 2 and 3.

 

[Lorax]

i think a lot of you are confusing bad movies with really, really, bad movies.

 

[Wuffsunie]

Originally posted by: Pilsnerpete
That's because I like Pulp Fiction. And I like the Heist (Gene Hackman and Danny DeVito), though as far as capers/robberies, I enjoyed Ocean's 11 more.

Try seeing the remake of The Italian Job. Not as good as Ocean's 11, but a very good flick none the less!

 

[kindest]

1. any movie with whooopie goldberg
2. any movie with steven segal
3. any movie with ernest in the title

 

[yhelothar]

hmmm i kinda liked battlefield earth...
well anyways..
1. fast and furious(uggghhh)
2. vanilla sky
3. this other old crazy movie.. can't remember the name something about this fat queen in this weird ville, where this old pshychotic woman was stuck with her fat nurse there because she murdered his husband... ughhhhhhh don't watch that

 

[yhelothar]

ok i found out what it's called...

1. desperate living
2. desperate living
3. desperate living
4...
5.....
9999999........

 

[Pilsnerpete]

Originally posted by: Wuffsunie

Originally posted by: Pilsnerpete
That's because I like Pulp Fiction. And I like the Heist (Gene Hackman and Danny DeVito), though as far as capers/robberies, I enjoyed Ocean's 11 more.

Try seeing the remake of The Italian Job. Not as good as Ocean's 11, but a very good flick none the less!

Have you seen the original of either one? I'm thinking they can't have been too bad to be remake worthy. I'll have to check em out.

 

[skace]

I don't get these threads. The topic is 3 movies that people should never see, regardless of their taste in movies. Yet people always post popular movies that they themselves didn't like. Movies that... people SHOULD see and decide upon whether they like themselves. I would think 3 movies that people should never see would have to be like 3 movies that left you somehow scarred for life. Like something so horrificly disgusting that you probably wouldn't want someone to see. Not something that you just didn't find that funny or something that you didn't agree with the plot twist.

Eh, I don't have 3 movies that all people should never see. I let them decide on their own but I'd probably guess that if there are 3 movies people should never see, mst3k found them.

 

[EngenZerO]

MIB 2
Talented Mr. Ripley
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

 

[spaceman]

Originally posted by: redheadednurse
Some/most of you people will not like this....

1. American Pie
2. American Pie 2
3. American Wedding

I actually never got through the FIRST American Pie b/c I thought it was so stupid....

agreed
these movies suck

 

[bandana163]

1. Stephen King - Langoliners (what a movie!)
2. Bruce Lee films that want to be 100% serious, but look like a comedy
3. Any Danielle Steele film (kidnpped kids, impotent serial killers, PMS mothers)

 

[Wuffsunie]

Originally posted by: Pilsnerpete

Originally posted by: Wuffsunie

Originally posted by: Pilsnerpete
That's because I like Pulp Fiction. And I like the Heist (Gene Hackman and Danny DeVito), though as far as capers/robberies, I enjoyed Ocean's 11 more.

Try seeing the remake of The Italian Job. Not as good as Ocean's 11, but a very good flick none the less!

Have you seen the original of either one? I'm thinking they can't have been too bad to be remake worthy. I'll have to check em out.

Yup, seen the originals of both Ocean's 11 and Italian Job. The latter, though, is an extremely British movie. It's good, but if you're american you'll not get some of the humour in it quite as much as those in the UK. Ocean's 11 is a Rat Pack movie. If you're a Sinatra fan, you'll like. If you haven't seen any of his movies, this would be a good one to start with. As for their being remade, that was more to cash in on their success. They already have built in audiences, a large portion of which will see the remake to see if it's any good compared to the original. If you want an example of a remake that fell short of the original, rent the DVD version of The Truth About Charlie. Watch that and then flip the disc to the original movie Charade. You'll laugh more in the first 5 min of the latter than you will during the whole of the former.

-- Jack

 

[Mr N8]

Originally posted by: Sepen
1. Anything with Ben Affleck
2. Anything with Ben Affleck
3. Anything with Ben Affleck

...maybe with him as the main character. I would say that Good Will Hunting and Dogma are worth seeing.

1. AI
2. Babe
3. Air Bud: _________

 

[CT2TXtech]

The Hulk-was long and terrible
Howard the Duck
Blankman

 

[Peks]

Originally posted by: hawkeye81x
Kung Pow: Enter The Fist

worst movie ever. along with XXX

 

[Demon-Xanth]

I know two:

Jesus Christ Superstar
Hair


I still hold some resentment for my mom forcing me to watch those two.

 

[phantom309]

Originally posted by: DaWhim

Originally posted by: Sepen
1. Anything with Ben Affleck
2. Anything with Ben Affleck
3. Anything with Ben Affleck

1. Anything with J Lo
2. Anything with J Lo
3. Anything with J Lo

 

[Dedpuhl]

1. Jawbreaker
2. Spiceworld
3. Signs



....there are a lot of movies that were mentioned that I actually liked (Mars Attacks, Postman, and some others)

 

[CT2TXtech]

Originally posted by: Dedpuhl
1. Jawbreaker
2. Spiceworld
3. Signs



....there are a lot of movies that were mentioned that I actually liked (Mars Attacks, Postman, and some others)

Yes signs was terrible

 

[Electric Amish]

Imagine that.... some of my favorite movies are listed in this thread.

My list:

1) Anything done by Tarantino.
2) Anything with Tom Cruise in it.
3) The Blair Witch Project.

 

[CaseTragedy]

1. The Avengers
2. Tuck Everlasting
3. SpyKids3D

 

[DT4K]

Anything with Tom Green.
Why anyone thinks he is in any way humorous, I will never understand.
AI - It was just stupid, boring, and depressing. I couldn't wait for it to end. Definitely one of Spielberg's worst movies ever.
Fight Club - I don't get it. I just hated this movie.
Dogma - I don't get it. I just hated this movie. The only funny thing in this movie was Chris Rock.
Showgirls - I felt embarrased for Elizabeth Berkley because she was so painfully awful.


Comments on other movies that some of you hated:
LOTR - no comment needed. If you didn't like these movies, you should be forever banished from AT.
Bladerunner - a f'ing classic. One of the best sci-fi movies of all time. Everyone should see this.
Pulp Fiction - Tarantino's defining movie. One of my favorite movies of all time.
Zoolander - Stupid but damn funny.
American Pie - Cheesy, but had me laughing my a$$ off almost as much as Something About Mary.
Armageddon - Stupid cliche lines, stupid plot(a bunch of roughnecks go to space and save the world). But entertaining to watch and certainly not one of the worst movies of all time.
Moulin Rouge - People love it or hate it. I loved it.
Meet the Parents - Yea, the best lines were in the previews. But it still had me laughing out loud a lot. And not many movies can do that. I think Ben Stiller is hillarious.
Vanilla Sky - Very bizarre and thought provoking. I thought it was great.

 

[Kalpana]

Originally posted by: zerocool1

Originally posted by: Pilsnerpete

Originally posted by: CubicZirconia

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: CubicZirconia 1. Ronin 2. Unbreakable 3. Heist (the one with Hackman) All of these movies suck a mountain of ass the size of an imperial star destroyer.

WTH is wrong with Ronin? You sir, are a dumbass!

Quit kidding yourself, Ronin sucked. I have an idea. Lets make a movie about a briefcase. The whole movie will be about a bunch of people trying to get the briefcase. In the middle we can throw in some weak-ass references to japanese history to give the movie a snazzy title. Then at the end, instead of showing everyone what's inside of the case, we'll just end the movie. It will be some sort of an artistic thing. Oh wait, no it won't. It will be a crappy movie and a waste of everyone's time. That, in a nutshell, is what's wrong with Ronin.

Unbreakable could've been better, but it had B Willis AND Sam Jackson. Not bad.

Two great actors. One terrible movie. I like Jackson and Willis as much as the next guy, but that movie was just horrible. On the whole, I'd say the acting was right around the "bunch of no-talent ass clowns" level. A real shame. Especially for those two guys.

Heist rocked.

You need to see more movies. Off to go running, back to join the fray again later.

I especially like the multiple views onscreen sometimes. It's like multitasking movies. Fits more into one movie.

uhh pulp fiction was like that but I don't see it on the list

ahem..let me put pulp fiction as the third movie on MY list..IT MADE NO SENSE?!?

AND..KICKITTWICE..I thought ghandi was an awesome movie. But I suppose I was rather biased andit represents my past. So I cannot judge it objectively. Earth was a good movie if anyone is interested in that type of movies.

 

[Kalpana]

Originally posted by: Shanti
Anything with Tom Green.
Why anyone thinks he is in any way humorous, I will never understand.
AI - It was just stupid, boring, and depressing. I couldn't wait for it to end. Definitely one of Spielberg's worst movies ever.
Fight Club - I don't get it. I just hated this movie.
Dogma - I don't get it. I just hated this movie. The only funny thing in this movie was Chris Rock.
Showgirls - I felt embarrased for Elizabeth Berkley because she was so painfully awful.


Comments on other movies that some of you hated:
LOTR - no comment needed. If you didn't like these movies, you should be forever banished from AT.
Bladerunner - a f'ing classic. One of the best sci-fi movies of all time. Everyone should see this.
Pulp Fiction - Tarantino's defining movie. One of my favorite movies of all time.
Zoolander - Stupid but damn funny.
American Pie - Cheesy, but had me laughing my a$$ off almost as much as Something About Mary.
Armageddon - Stupid cliche lines, stupid plot(a bunch of roughnecks go to space and save the world). But entertaining to watch and certainly not one of the worst movies of all time.
Moulin Rouge - People love it or hate it. I loved it.
Meet the Parents - Yea, the best lines were in the previews. But it still had me laughing out loud a lot. And not many movies can do that. I think Ben Stiller is hillarious.
Vanilla Sky - Very bizarre and thought provoking. I thought it was great.

shanti..I totally hear you on the Tom Green stuff..can't stand him. Let me add Jack Ass the movie, to that list.

But Fight club was an awesome movie...but something you have to be in the right mood to watch, I think.

Are you indian? Shanti sounds like an indian name....