What a Time We Live In!

[Perknose]

Said in advance: Look, you jealous haters, every single thought that falls out of my brain is fucking NEWS, k? Don't like it? Get your own goddamn forum!

That said, JFC, what a time we live in. The Philadelphia Phillies, the team which, in it's long and storied history, has LOST more games than any other team in any pro sport in the entire fucking world, has the best record in MLB . . . and . . . the Obese Orangutang seems about to ascend to his Imperial Presidency.

We live in times the historians will write about until the sun gives up and burns right out, all summed up in the phrase Wasn't That a Time?

 

[Perknose]

Feeling blue (so to speak) about the present political situation? Well, Electric Perk, the mighty mighty burner, is here for you, my brothers and well, other brothers (scant few sisters on this forum, amiright?) with this choice and uplifting piece of Cultural Appropriation at its finest!