what are hemmoroids? UPDATE

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Ausm
Hemmoroids in Webster's dictionary says "Please reefer to picture of Ausm's Boss"



Ausm

lol

 

[KoolDrew]

Originally posted by: loki8481
hahahahaha

sorry.

 

[HOWITIS]

i get em all the time, advice, DONT WIPE SO MUCH, that makes it worse.

 

[cavemanmoron]

Replying to Topic: what are hemmoroids?
Created On 06/04/2005 05:17 AM by kermalou

LOL I thought this was a thread about co-workers who are pain in the a$$ thread.LOL

 

[SLU MD]

it sounds like either hemroids or a parasite infection. I would buy some hemroid cream and see if that helps. if you are noticing symptoms continue for 3-5 days, i would consult a doctor. You will either need some anit-worm drugs or hemroid procedure done to clamp the vein. Gl

slu MD

 

[yankeesfan]

Originally posted by: datalink7
Walker told me you have AIDS.

hahaha

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Allanv

is this hemmorroids?

yes

buy some cream

If you have a hand held shower head, blast "down there" with some warm water for a few minutes. That'll take care if it for a while.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: Taggart

Originally posted by: Gurck
Whatever you do, don't google image search it with the filter off (and with the proper spelling, "hemorrhoids")

I did this, not too bad. It's just how we all look on the inside. The infected boob pic still owns all :Q

Different strokes I guess, the boob thing didn't do much for me

OMG! To this day, I still get sick thinking about that boob picture. I know it's fake, but it had some psychological effect on me

 

[SagaLore]

It's the early signs of hemmeroids. Afer awhile some veins will swell into bulges and it will hurt to have a bowel movement or touch them.

OR - you have a yeast infection. Yes, you can get a rectal yeast infection.

 

[piroroadkill]

You're all talking about wtftit.jpg? Yeah, that gave me the chills too. Fake pic, but it's a real condition, and I've seen a real picture of it, which wasn't nearly as chilling but still nasty.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: piroroadkill
You're all talking about wtftit.jpg? Yeah, that gave me the chills too. Fake pic, but it's a real condition, and I've seen a real picture of it, which wasn't nearly as chilling but still nasty.

No, this was a photoshoped pic of a woman's breast that had a "honeycombed" section on the front of it.

Snopes has it here....only look if you think you can handle it. It really is barf enducing.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: piroroadkill
You're all talking about wtftit.jpg? Yeah, that gave me the chills too. Fake pic, but it's a real condition, and I've seen a real picture of it, which wasn't nearly as chilling but still nasty.

No, this was a photoshoped pic of a woman's breast that had a "honeycombed" section on the front of it.

Snopes has it here....only look if you think you can handle it. It really is barf enducing.

Oh, that's what you guys are squirming about?

I've seen that pic before, doesen't even phase me.. even moreso now that I know it's fake, lol.

 

[kermalou]

pdated

 

[BadNewsBears]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: piroroadkill
You're all talking about wtftit.jpg? Yeah, that gave me the chills too. Fake pic, but it's a real condition, and I've seen a real picture of it, which wasn't nearly as chilling but still nasty.

No, this was a photoshoped pic of a woman's breast that had a "honeycombed" section on the front of it.

Snopes has it here....only look if you think you can handle it. It really is barf enducing.

Oh, that's what you guys are squirming about?

I've seen that pic before, doesen't even phase me.. even moreso now that I know it's fake, lol.

This snopes endorsed true one is better.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/maggots.asp

 

[aidanjm]

um, where is the update?

worms emerge at night, that's when you get the itching, it goes away during the day. So if your a$$ is only itching at night, it points to some kind of worm infestation. Pin worms, probably.

If it is hemmoroids, you need to increase the fibre in your diet. Eat more fruit, vegetables, wholegrains.

Either way, you really need to get over your embarrassment and see a doctor. If it's worms, and you go untreated, you're just going to be passing them on to everyone you live with, your SO, your family, etc. - they probably won't be too impressed, either.

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: aidanjm
um, where is the update?

worms emerge at night, that's when you get the itching, it goes away during the day. So it your a$$ is only itching at night, it sort of points to some kind of worm infestation. Pin worms, probably.

If it is hemmoroids, you need to increase the fibre in your diet. Eat more fruit, vegetables, wholegrains.

Either way, you really need to get over your embarrassment and see a doctor. If it's worms, and you go untreated, you're just going to be passing them on to everyone you live with, your SO, your family, etc. - they probably won't be too impressed, either.

Theoritically they're living where the sun dont shine right? Maybe he can call sonz70 for some private "treatment"

 

[JoeKing]

use more lube next time

 

[Chode Messiah]

maybe it is too much chaffing. BTW, i've seen much worse than the infected b00by:disgust:

 

[Bacardi151]

sounds like you got pinworms

 

[kermalou]

ok, whata do i do about it now?

its killing me

 

[kermalou]

i baarely slept last night

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: kermalou
ok, whata do i do about it now?

its killing me

What if you try an enema? Maybe you can poop them out. Either that or call the doctor.

 

[kermalou]

i think i will head on over to rite aid now

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: kermalou
ok, whata do i do about it now?

its killing me

go to the pharmacist, ask for some medication for worms. Or, alternatively - go to the Dr. Of course, if you want to be REALLY stupid, you could consider whinging about it constantly on ATOT while refusing to consult a medical professional. :disgust:

 

[kermalou]

would an enema help?