yourdeardaniel
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Originally posted by: JinLien
Maybe, but you must hand in your man card for that.Originally posted by: morkus64
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: morkus64
she gets home, you have rose petals scattered from the door to the table, where you have a candlelit dinner ready for her, then to the living room, where you dance a little, then to the bedroom with petals all over the bed, candles, soft music...
Oh barf...
Sure, but that's guaranteed sex right there
Originally posted by: Perknose
Oral sex until your jaw hurts. Has the additonal advantage of preventing you from saying the wrong thing, at least for the duration of the act.