What are the best things to do for your partner after you were a real jerk?

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morkus64

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Originally posted by: JinLien
Originally posted by: morkus64
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: morkus64
she gets home, you have rose petals scattered from the door to the table, where you have a candlelit dinner ready for her, then to the living room, where you dance a little, then to the bedroom with petals all over the bed, candles, soft music...

Oh barf...


Sure, but that's guaranteed sex right there
Maybe, but you must hand in your man card for that.


Lol... that's fantastic.
 

Geekbabe

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Originally posted by: Perknose
Oral sex until your jaw hurts. Has the additonal advantage of preventing you from saying the wrong thing, at least for the duration of the act.

A wise, wise man types the truth !
 

preslove

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Sep 10, 2003
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When you two are alone, apologize like this... "I'm sorry for saying something so stupid, but I'm working on becoming cunning linguist. Want to help me practice?" Grin and get to work cowboy.
 

illusion88

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Oct 2, 2001
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Send her to a spa. You get your free space, she gets to sit in a vat or bubbling tar. Everyone wins.
 

GoingUp

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Jul 31, 2002
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Find out what his favorite meal is and then make him that.

Or just get out the kneepads.
 

drinkmorejava

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Jun 24, 2004
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interesting, I've been a jerk to a girl for the last week to get her to stay away from me...it seems to have worked.
 

AreaCode707

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Honestly, explaining that you think you were a real jerk, what made you realize that, going over in detail exactly how you were a jerk (trust me, she's gone over it in detail in her head), and explaining how you'd do it differently next time would probably do the trick. If you actually want to DO something, just plan something fun and "spontaneous". Casual time spent together doing something unusual and memorable. Go to the zoo or something.
 

hypn0tik

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Tell her, "Don't hate the playa, hate the game!"

Feel free to add 'biatch!' at the end for emphasis.
 

dclapps

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It depends on how bad you screwed up...if you landed in the neighbors wife then you might want to leave the city, but for practically anything else, just don't give her more than a day to think about it, else the 'reasons why i want to dump him' book comes out. Go somewhere you know she'll be [and somewhere you know she won't be expecting you], and plead your case there.
 
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