i'm in from 7pm to 7am, and here in scotland you cannot buy alcohol until 10am; atwhich time i'm already in bed; if it weren't for the amount of coffee i drink between aforementioned 7am and 7pm.
so i bought two cans of guinness original
and stashed them in the woods;
woods you say?
well, it's scotland so we have +woods and -concrete.
anyway, woods are nice and nearly zero celsius tonight so i should find the two guinness nicely chilled waiting for me when i get out of here ... in another 2 hours and a half.
(no alcohol at work on penalty of being fired on the spot)
also, have the last drops of a bottle of bourbon at home, and some ice.