What can I buy my g/f to go with her LV purse?

[Tommy2000GT]

I got her an LV purse for Christmas. Valentines day is coming up soon so I figure I should surprise with something that goes with her LV purse.

 

[BladeVenom]

Vibrator.

 

[benzylic]

Ask your new Facebook friends.

 

[Schmide]

It's my dick in a purse?

 

[lupi]

/popcorn

 

[Pardus]

Dick In A Box

 

[zinfamous]

she's already got your balls, what more does she need?

 

[Krazy4Real]

she's already got your balls, what more does she need?

this

 

[Heller]

matching wallet, but step up your game and go for the full out luggage set, should only set you back 10'gs

 

[God Mode]

A niqab and kitchen apron with LV print.

 

[jupiter57]

 

[K1052]

A Tiffany's box with one of those big candy rings in it.

 

[brigden]

A cookbook for yourself because you're clearly the bitch in the relationship.

 

[SSSnail]

Though you can't buy her happiness or make her happy, but you can rent me for 2 hours (prices are negotiable, terms and conditions apply, see dealer for details). She'll be VERY happy.

 

[BoomerD]

http://www.vh1.com/celebrity/2009-0...-handbag-collection-madonnas-leathery-vagina/

http://verastic.com/vl/have-you-used-the-louis-vuitton-condoms.html

 

[RedRooster]

You are the biggest puss the world has ever seen. A travesty of a man.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

my thoughts exactly

UGG Boots
Northface Jackets
Tiffany Jewelry

 

[Dr. Detroit]

Put your foreskin in a matching coin purse.

For those who don't get the reference: http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2297029

 

[gevorg]

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2295023
http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2287212
http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2271653

 

[Q]

Why do you need a gf? Just buy a vicegrip and put on your groin. Same thing.

 

[EagleKeeper]

Get her a matching wallet

 

[Sho'Nuff]

she's already got your balls, what more does she need?

Get her a set of these:

 

[Paladin3]

Haha...I misread the thread title as: "Where can I buy a g/f to go with my new LV purse?"

 

[Quakester]

A new boyfriend?

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Let the other guy in her life that still has his balls buy her something to go with it.