What can I say to women without screwing up?

[imported_Nail]

I'm no conversationalist, yet they expect me to speak...to them! I can't participate in prattle regarding the weather, the personal life of one's favorite recording artist, or "feelings." Without preparation, all I can render are discussions of philosophy or technology. It fails.

So what do I do?

No, I'm not 16, or in high school. This is serious. Women are evil!

 

[Nikamichi]

Tell them that the only way you could communicate with them is if they joined ATOT.

 

[fyleow]

Find women who talk about technology or philosophy, it's not that hard

 

[imported_Nail]

:thumbsup:

 

[JSang]

women love to talk
if you need to say something...ask them questions

 

[imported_Nail]

Find women who talk about technology or philosophy, it's not that hard

It is.

 

[Zim Hosein]

No, I'm not 16, or in high school.

So you're 17 and in grammar school?

 

[KarenMarie]

Let the girls choose the topic and then agree with whatever they say.

You will have a smooth life that way.

 

[benliong]

Tell them you're scared of women.

 

[MustyTang]

Widen your knowledge. Try once in awhile to be an inch deep and a mile wide instead of an inch wide and a mile deep.

 

[Pepsi90919]

a) ask them to stick out their left hand

b) work at dairy queen with them, invoking conversation maybe 3 times, then write them an email when they're far away about how you're a desperate stalker :thumbsup:

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
Let the girls choose the topic and then agree with whatever they say.

You will have a smooth life that way.

Spoken like a true woman!

 

[imported_Nail]

...an inch wide and a mile deep

The perfect woman. :thumbsup:

No, but I don't get your analogy.

Tell them you're scared of women.

That fails. Hard.

 

[imported_Nail]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

No, I'm not 16, or in high school.

So you're 17 and in grammar school?

You guessed it!

 

[KarenMarie]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
Let the girls choose the topic and then agree with whatever they say.

You will have a smooth life that way.

Spoken like a true woman!

Hey.. I was trying to save him years and years of heartache!!

 

[DAGTA]

Tell them you are filthy rich. You can say whatever you like after that and it won't matter.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Nail

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

No, I'm not 16, or in high school.

So you're 17 and in grammar school?

You guessed it!

WTH is my prize!

 

[ajpa123]

Stop using words like, 'conversationalist' and you will be fine.
Seriously!

 

[imported_Nail]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
Let the girls choose the topic and then agree with whatever they say.

You will have a smooth life that way.

Spoken like a true woman!

Hey.. I was trying to save him years and years of heartache!!

Well, I'd rather not lie to them. But I guess I'd better learn to start soon, eh?

 

[imported_Nail]

Originally posted by: ajpa123
Stop using words like, 'conversationalist' and you will be fine.
Seriously!

Ouch. What sort of words should I use?

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
Let the girls choose the topic and then agree with whatever they say.

You will have a smooth life that way.

Spoken like a true woman!

Hey.. I was trying to save him years and years of heartache!!

Cheers KarenMarie :beer:

 

[ajpa123]

Originally posted by: Nail

Originally posted by: ajpa123
Stop using words like, 'conversationalist' and you will be fine.
Seriously!

Ouch. What sort of words should I use?

'I find it difficult initiating a conservation with a woman, what should i do?'

I'm just messin with you.. it's totally fine, just sounded like a word that cool chicks wouldn't dig!

 

[AFB]

Originally posted by: Nail

Find women who talk about technology or philosophy, it's not that hard

It is.

Yeah, it really is.

 

[MustyTang]

Originally posted by: Nail

...an inch wide and a mile deep

The perfect woman. :thumbsup:

No, but I don't get your analogy.

Tell them you're scared of women.

That fails. Hard.

You have a hard time talking about stuff outside of philosophy & technology. Is it because you aren't too knowledgable about other things that interests them?

 

[imported_Nail]

Originally posted by: MustyTang

Originally posted by: Nail

...an inch wide and a mile deep

The perfect woman. :thumbsup:

No, but I don't get your analogy.

Tell them you're scared of women.

That fails. Hard.

You have a hard time talking about stuff outside of philosophy & technology. Is it because you aren't too knowledgable about other things that interests them?

Yes, no. I have difficulty speaking.