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Lifer
- Mar 10, 2004
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"Here's what sums up the animal rights movement to me. You've all heard this one, haven't you? (Walking to lip of stage in tears) "Don't eat the tuna fish." Why? (Crying) "Dolphins are getting stuck in the nets!" "But what about the tuna fish?" (Recovering) "Well, fuck them. They taste good. They never had their own TV show, for crissake. They never swam next to our boats and made cute little sounds. Get out of here, tuna fish. I'm gonna make a sandwich out of you. You cute little dolphin. Tuna fish never had their own football team. I love the little dolphin. (Petting him) I love the little Dan Marino dolphin, man."
"The problem with saving the animals is we only want to save the cute ones. We should just line em all up and have animal auditions
What are you?
"I'm an otter"
What do you do?
"I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands!"
You're free to go.
What are you?
"I'm a cow"
Get in the friggin truck!"
Same with tuna...don't eat the tuna fish cause dolphins are getting caught in the nets! Well what about the tuna? Screw them they taste good!
"The problem with saving the animals is we only want to save the cute ones. We should just line em all up and have animal auditions
What are you?
"I'm an otter"
What do you do?
"I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands!"
You're free to go.
What are you?
"I'm a cow"
Get in the friggin truck!"
Same with tuna...don't eat the tuna fish cause dolphins are getting caught in the nets! Well what about the tuna? Screw them they taste good!