I like SKOR, but have surprisingly little use for the super similar but too buttery & less roasty/burnt tasting HEATH bar. The bacon bourbon chocolate bar sounds interesting.
As for kids, I wish the unguarded "take one" from the basket system worked. I'd even go full size bars. If i didn't know the first kid would be cleaning that thing out, or else if I didn't have to open the door & make a performance myself in reaction to everyone & their parents, I wouldn't go on lights out lockdown status, perimeter patrol: active.
Wish I had a mail slot in the door. Peephole, identify no reruns, and eject 1 bar.