What causes that smell when you're done tanning?

[Cobalt]

Originally posted by: Eavan

burnt flesh.

tanning-bed-orange is not the skin's natural tone...but if you insist...go buy youself some cheetos and roll around in them. It's cheaper and safer I bet the ladies would go for the cheetos smell over the "human rotisserie" smell.

It all depends what part of the world they are from... and if that part is plentiful in food.

 

[amdforever2]

it doesn't look like i've rolled around in cheetos, nor is the color orange


i dunno why all you people are such asses to people that dress a certain way or get certain things done to try to look better


people mock brigden to this day for some thread about wearing a shirt with a popped collar



why do you guys mock everyone just cause they do something you don't?


theres not a tanning place in every strip mall because they cause cancer and death

they're there because some people like the look

so why do you guys have to pretend you're sooo much better?

brigden probably looks better than half of atot with a popped collar
and i probably look better than all of atot

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: amdforever2
i dunno why all you people are such asses to people that dress a certain way or get certain things done to try to look better

a) because it's incredibly shallow --you're putting your appearance above health and financial concerns.
b) because it doesn't look good anyway! If I was going to pay money to increase my risk of cancer, I'd BETTER look good when I'm done

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
Cancer.

tehehehe

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: amdforever2
it doesn't look like i've rolled around in cheetos, nor is the color orange


i dunno why all you people are such asses to people that dress a certain way or get certain things done to try to look better


people mock brigden to this day for some thread about wearing a shirt with a popped collar



why do you guys mock everyone just cause they do something you don't?


theres not a tanning place in every strip mall because they cause cancer and death

they're there because some people like the look

so why do you guys have to pretend you're sooo much better?

brigden probably looks better than half of atot with a popped collar
and i probably look better than all of atot

They DO cause cancer and death. Obviously that isn't stopping many people. Lots of people smoke cigarettes, and they cause cancer and death too.

We're not pretending we're better, we're just saying that it is bad for you.

 

[z0mb13]

its the smell of ur brain burning

 

[Rogue]

Well, I'm gonna dog on you because I meet all of your aforementioned qualifications:

Originally posted by: amdforever2
i will only accept criticism from the atoters that have actually had sex, with a person, who<add apostrophe here>s alive, and awake when they were doing it.

Use of a tanning bed is assinine, much like many of the other things that people do to themselves in the name of social acceptance. Drinking alchohol, smoking (tobacco, pot, etc.), hard drug use and various other activities all rate as equally stupid in my opinion, if, and ONLY IF they act "holier than thou" as you have. I can honestly say that better than 90% of the people I've known to frequent a tanning bed have been pompous jackasses with piss-poor excuses for doing it. Now, that's not to say that I condemn you for it, it's just that you fit a pattern that is correct, in my experience, far more often than not. Perhaps the others here have had a similar experience, in which case, it's entirely possible that the smell you detect in the tanning bed is the stench of pompous prick seeping out your pores.

BTW, she's asleep next to me now, but I might wake her up to "hit it" before I go to bed. Then I'll send her out to make me some damn pie like a good wife should.

 

[Kibbo]

Those who advocate the ozone thesis are mistaken. You have bought into corporate lies.

Here's what the tanning companies don't want you to know:

Ever wonder why you so often feel the need to go to the bathroom while in the tanning booth?

The intense exposure to UV radiation actually causes the Anal Rectum to fibrilate. This causes small amounts of feces to excrete from the anus. You usually don't notice it, because the amounts are small at any given time. However, it has been estimated that over the course of a 10 min session, up to 1/8 of an ouce of feces can be micro-excreted in this manner. The particles are so small that they are held aloft by air currents, coating your body and the insides of the tanning booth in a fine, microscopic layer.

Link

 

[Rogue]

So, in essence, frequent tanning bed users could be said to be full of $hit?!

 

[Ender]

It's your skin sizzling off your body.