what do you do at work?

[rudeguy]

Not your job title, explain it like my name is Bob.

What exactly would you say it is you do?

 

[brianmanahan]

i program web sites, bob.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Well, Bob, I sit here, and if a computer acts funny, I pound it into submission with a bag full of other peoples' money.

If it's a server, I use a bigger bag.

 

[lxskllr]

I find the limits of property, and tell people where to put things.

 

[Platypus]

I break software and hardware in order to show people how to better secure their products and services, Bob.

I also dream longingly about rudeguy all day.

 

[brianmanahan]

i also dream longingly about rudeguy all day.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Markbnj]

Well, Bob, I design and program server-side sotware to support large scale web and mobile applications.

 

[ImpulsE69]

So...Bob, can you sign this waiver and get it back to me? After that there will be an intense question and answer session and a background and STD check.

While I'm waiting I will browse the forums.

 

[MomentsofSanity]

Well, Robert. I buy and sell securities (stocks, mutual funds, options etc...) and provide information on the markets and how they work for a diverse client base as well as generate new assets to be brought in to the company through various means. I also specialize in retirement accounts above that.

 

[master_shake_]

i give hope to the down trodden when their cars malfunction in some manner, bob.

 

[stargazr]

I build tooling for manufacturers, Bob.

 

[rudeguy]

Well, Bob, I sit here, and if a computer acts funny, I pound it into submission with a bag full of other peoples' money.

If it's a server, I use a bigger bag.

:thumbsup:

 

[Printer Bandit]

Senior Principle Staff Engineer.

 

[brianmanahan]

Senior Principle Staff Engineer.

don't lie to bob, printer bandit

we all you know steal printers

 

[blackdogdeek]

Ohayoo, Bobu-san.

When the traders want to do something they can't, I write programs so they can.

 

[Slew Foot]

Surf the internet, watch a bunch of old assholes stumble over themselves, go home.

 

[zinfamous]

that's a good question.

.... :hmm:

 

[Humpy]

I assist a State University in gathering funding through research contracts and grants. Then I help them fritter it all away.

 

[BoomerD]

Bob...are you sure your name isn't Richard Head?

What is this "work" of which you speak?

 

[purbeast0]

i develop web applications mr. bob.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

 

[jersiq]

Bob, I design and implement projects that enhance the LTE Evolved Packet Core, Transport and IMS functions for a wireless carrier.

 

[brianmanahan]

Bob, I design and implement projects that enhance the LTE Evolved Packet Core, Transport and IMS functions for a wireless carrier.

sorry, bob's not gonna understand that

 

[ImpulsE69]

Bob, I peruse internet forums looking for serial killers, drug dealers, puppymills and people who violate youtube copyright agreements (they are the worst). I then send in our newly militarized police force to confiscate their keyboards. Sometimes I even have to nuke them from orbit.

 

[jersiq]

Bob, I design and implement projects that enhance the LTE Evolved Packet Core, Transport and IMS functions for a wireless carrier.

sorry, bob's not gonna understand that

Bob, I make sure the internet gets to your phone.