What do you do if you can't tell if someone is male or female?

[CrazyLazy]

What do you do if meet someone new and you can't tell if they are male or female? It is becoming more and more difficult nowadays with the peoples style of dress. I think just going out there and asking them, "hey are you a dude or a chick?" would be kinda weird. Right now I don't have a good method of figuring out so I just try to avoid any words that aren't gender neutral (he, she, etc). Any advice on this?

 

[rudeguy]

Just grab their package.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: rudeguy
Just grab their package.

yep, cop a feel.

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: rudeguy
Just grab their package.

How did I know this would be the first reply?
And how did I know Mosh would support it?

YOU ARE A DIRTY LITTLE MOSH!!

 

[sjwaste]

Not to hijack the thread (well, maybe a little bit), but is this an actual problem? I don't think I can remember any time I couldn't actually tell what gender someone was.

 

[Drakkon]

check for an apple

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: sjwaste
Not to hijack the thread (well, maybe a little bit), but is this an actual problem? I don't think I can remember any time I couldn't actually tell what gender someone was.

I had this problem in Oregon many times. Occasionally it was a hippie but often it was just someone without any strong identity. It was the kind of person who could just disappear and no one would notice.
Kinda sad if you think about it.

 

[Superrock]

Ask them if they're married and assume they're hetero.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Ok answer this question chick or dude?

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb
Ok answer this question chick or dude?

Whatever. She presents herself like a chick, so I would address her like a chick.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Move to Texas. I can't say I've ever run across this problem here.

 

[TehMac]

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb
Ok answer this question chick or dude?

Looks like a pretty hawt chick. Why wouldn't it be?

 

[tasmanian]

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb
Ok answer this question chick or dude?

To easy. This one is harder. Link.

 

[summit]

Originally posted by: tasmanian

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb
Ok answer this question chick or dude?

To easy. This one is harder. Link.

he's a dude in that band.

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: tasmanian

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb
Ok answer this question chick or dude?

To easy. This one is harder. Link.

Those kinda look like mammary glands up front.
And the nails look a little too nice. Usually when freaky goth guys paint their nails they look like shit.

I'm gonna vote female with the stipulation that even if it is a chick, I would not touch it.
Theres too many nice girls running around for me to risk it.
http://cars.acemmedia.com/data...girls_with_ferrari.jpg

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: rudeguy
Just grab their package.

yep, cop a feel.

What if they're a tranny?

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: TehMac

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb
Ok answer this question chick or dude?

Looks like a pretty hawt chick. Why wouldn't it be?

Prolly a tranny..

 

[CrazyLazy]

Originally posted by: TehMac

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb
Ok answer this question chick or dude?

Looks like a pretty hawt chick. Why wouldn't it be?

Because it isn't a chick http://www.telegraph.co.uk/new...ber-2008.html?image=15. I wasn't really referring to cross dressers/people changing their gender in my post. I was refering to people that by their appearance and name could easily go either way.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: Baked

What if they're a tranny?

Then you would get a handful of manjunk

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy

Originally posted by: TehMac

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb
Ok answer this question chick or dude?

Looks like a pretty hawt chick. Why wouldn't it be?

Because it isn't a chick http://www.telegraph.co.uk/new...ber-2008.html?image=15. I wasn't really referring to cross dressers/people changing their gender in my post. I was refering to people that by their appearance and name could easily go either way.

Ya know what? If he's that hawt and I slip in the back door without noticing anything like a sausage, its all good.

On a completely unrelated topic: What kind of parents would let their 12-year-old start taking hormones?

 

[kranky]

It's Pat!

 

[mesthead21]

Originally posted by: kranky
It's Pat!

Dammit, you beat me to it.

 

[tcsenter]

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb
Ok answer this question chick or dude?

What the hell, were you raised by transvestites? That's all chick where I come from.

She may not be, but either way, she is definitely shooting for [and hitting] all the phenotypical female attributes.

 

[MotF Bane]

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: tasmanian

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb
Ok answer this question chick or dude?

To easy. This one is harder. Link.

Those kinda look like mammary glands up front.
And the nails look a little too nice. Usually when freaky goth guys paint their nails they look like shit.

I'm gonna vote female with the stipulation that even if it is a chick, I would not touch it.
Theres too many nice girls running around for me to risk it.
http://cars.acemmedia.com/data...girls_with_ferrari.jpg

I couldn't help but notice that's not a Ferrari.

 

[tcsenter]

Originally posted by: MotF Bane
I couldn't help but notice that's not a Ferrari.

Wow, there's a car in that photo. Didn't realize it until you mentioned it. Good eye!