Computer/network technician for a school district with over 1200 systems, mix of PC, Apple II, and Mac (YUCK! I hate those damn Macs). Did I mention I'm the only tech? And the position was vacant for 3 months before I started? Can you say backed-up work orders?
Last few jobs: Investigator with the Corp Security dept of a fortune 500 company, Security Director at a hotel, and cop (part-time).
I had a double major in college: Criminal Justice and Fire Protection.