What do you expect to find in Heaven?

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72 virgins - that obviously have no idea how to have sex, titties, beer, and an imaginative figure that a lot of people stupidly dedicated much of their time to.
 

SNC

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If there is such a place, I want fucking answers! I want to know why football players get their prayers answered while a little girl who prays every night is still raped by her father, or the little boy is abused by a priest even while serving in gods own house.
 

lxskllr

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If there is such a place, I want fucking answers! I want to know why football players get their prayers answered while a little girl who prays every night is still raped by her father, or the little boy is abused by a priest even while serving in gods own house.
God works in mysterious ways. If he told you, it would ruin the mystique. Kind of like a magic show.
 

Thebobo

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If there is such a place, I want fucking answers! I want to know why football players get their prayers answered while a little girl who prays every night is still raped by her father, or the little boy is abused by a priest even while serving in gods own house.

yea good luck with that.
 

Majes

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If there is such a place, I want fucking answers! I want to know why football players get their prayers answered while a little girl who prays every night is still raped by her father, or the little boy is abused by a priest even while serving in gods own house.

Not to be snide, but the short answer is sin and the sinful nature of man...

You probably already knew that though and you're more interested in why our universe is set up the way it is. I too am interested in that
 
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zinfamous

No Lifer
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Not to be snide, but the short answer is sin and the sinful nature of man...

You probably already knew that though and you're more interested in why our universe is set up the way it is. I too am interested in that
I don't think that the turtles care about any of that. But I do want to know how the turtles got there, and what's keeping them there.
 

Carson Dyle

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An endless supply of beer, ice cream and Snickers bars. A young Elizabeth Montgomery and the 1941 Duke Ellington Orchestra.
 
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eng2d2

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Heaven must be missin' an angel
Missin' one angel, child
'Cause you're here with me right now
Your love is heavenly, baby
Heavenly to me, baby
 

Zeze

Lifer
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My real personal take? None, I don't expect to exist. I didn't exist for millennia before and I won't be afraid of that again.

My fantasy?

A: It'll be a conventional human-limited imagination of us living in a tropical paradise - kind of like 5-star resorts. There's no true hunger or poverty or death. Everyone is somehow altered/permanently drugged to be continuously happy.

B: I mean we're talking God here right? He can take use through the journey of space. All the amazing paradises only thought to exist in video games... also go through blackhole. Also explore all kinds of billions of multiverses. Attain absolute knowledge, perfection, exists on a spectra realm.
 

nakedfrog

No Lifer
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I don't think that the turtles care about any of that. But I do want to know how the turtles got there, and what's keeping them there.
Whaddya mean, "turtles"? It's just the one turtle, with four elephants standing on the shell, holding up the world. Granted, it's a pretty big turtle.
 

IronWing

No Lifer
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I think Mayne will be in heaven, stirring a big pot of chili. It won't contain kidney beans.
 
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