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you ever fuck while stoned?
Nothing in the world like it, that shit will change your life.
if i get high i just want to be lazy, maybe sleep. i like smoking pot now and again to relax, but i dont want to be around anyone or have any responsibilities when i do. i just want to get a buzz and chill out alone. and sleep like a log. ive never gotten the paranoia a lot of people seem to get. i also dont get any of the hallucinogenic side. i just get lazy and sleepy. its nice.
Spent many years smoking pot on and off. I used to work at a local Pizza joint after my life took a turn in an unexpected direction, and for quite a while, I'd wake up at 11 or 12 in the afternoon, run errands, mow, work around the house, whatever. I'd go to work from 4:30 to 11:00 then come and smoke a couple bowls or joints, whatever the roommate and I had, and usually play Xbox or watch TV. Made me relaxed, forget about my problems, and at the time, happy.
Other times it was self medication; I'd work on a farm seasonally during harvest and those damn little bees wings would agitate my allergies to no end. So each night, I'd take a handful of smokes out of a pack and pack the ends with pot. Throughout the day, I'd smoke one of them and my allergies wouldn't bother me. Accidently discovered this, thankfully.
Now, I'm in a new house, got a good 9-5 job, and am with the woman I'm going to make my future wife. I drink beer regularly after work or on the weekend with the occasional couple shots and the happy I am now is a day and night difference from back then. I haven't smoked pot in years and while I occasionally (usually while on Xbox or outside working) miss it, I'm not going to throw away what I have now for a couple tokes. I'll take my alcohol any day, thank you very much.
That can be an aspect of the strain you are using and can also be influenced by the way you consume it.
For example, when I bake ABV edibles they are much higher CBD than THC as they have already had a lot of the THC vaporised out. So the edibles tend to give me HUGE couch lock, as in I dont want to get up for 5+ hours.
However, smoking a higher THC strain straight up and I will be active and wanting to go explore (usually end up hiking).
I made an AVB firecracker last night. Used almost a teaspoon of avb (don't have a scale) and it didn't do anything. I think I might vape my bud too much though. It's not black, but it's dark brown with light brown speckles.
I bake mine just to a light/medium brown, usually on the lighter side though.
I do this because i KNOW i will be making edibles with it (or pills if I am going somewhere and cant smoke/bring edibles)
I use about .5g-1g and that will usually get me stoned for 6 hours, it does take about 90 minutes to kick in though, very slow onset but a peak hits at about 2 hours in that you slowly ride out.
Some tips for firecrackers
1. use organic peanut butter (the kind with lots of oil on top), the cannabinoids bind with fats
2. mix the weed and peanut butter into a bowl
3. let sit for awhile, i usually let it sit for at least an hour
4. if you dont know how much to use, ere on the side of caution, my first ABV edibles I ate 5g's thinking it wasn't gonna do all that much, oh fuck was i wrong.
How much is a gram? Size-wise? I can't find this info anywhere and I have no way to measure it.
I mixed it with Kraft pb and baked it in a toaster oven for 22min at about 350* (which I think was too high?). I'm thinking about trying it again tonight, but I'll have to use way more avb I guess. I'm dry right now so I want to get something out of this stuff lol.
Does this look like it's been cooked too much? It's a little bit darker than it looks in the picture.
http://i.imgur.com/Hlrhauk.jpg
Also I don't smoke. So inhaling is another added annoyance. My lungs feel pretty crappy long after.
Here is the thing with ABV, there is no need to heat it up, none. You already did that when you vaped it, ABV can be eaten straight up (if you can stomach it!), however it wont be as effective as would be using a good fat for the THC to bind to.
also for sizing by eye it can be difficult, I usually make 5-10g at a time and just measure it out. If you are doing it by eye then i recommend a pile the size of a quarter. Maybe double if you wanna be really high.
I used a heaping pile about the size of a toonie last night. Maybe I'll just double it tonight and see what happens. That's a lot to eat though.
I also didn't mix it last night, just kind of put it on top of the pb on each cracker, then put them together. I'll try mixing tonight.
Well I think your baking pretty much baked away whatever was left in the bud, normal fire crackers with NON vaped bud is 275F for 20-30 mins.
ABV doesnt get baked, at least not normally, that could make it inert, i have never tried it. Be careful with dose, I had 5g and went UBER high for about 3 hours and passed out then woke up 15 hours later.
Haha, well that's not a problem. No work tomorrow. Alright, well if you say not baking it works, I'll forget the baking.
Well if you want to assure yourself a high, light up the ABV, you can smoke it straight, it will taste a bit shitty, but it will assure you get high.
True. Pretty sure I still have my one hitter around here somewhere. It's been months since I've smoked though, will probably taste like shit lol.
you ever fuck while stoned?
Nothing in the world like it, that shit will change your life.