what do you want on your tombstone?

[brianmanahan]

i definitely want a short saying on my tombstone, like they used to do in the olden days.

probably something poignant. maybe a little melancholy.

"here lies brian manahan.
he died like he lived:
apprehensive and full of regret"

 

[Away]

Pepperoni and cheese.

 

[lxskllr]

I want a slate stone with death angels like I saw in Concord. Or whatever. I won't get to see it anyway.

 

[shortylickens]

"FUCK YO COUCH!!"




:awe:

 

[Carson Dyle]

No tombstone.

No grave.

No memorial.

No mass.

No funeral.

No obituary.

Cremate the body, dispose of the cremains.

 

[MongGrel]

No tombstone.

No grave.

No memorial.

No mass.

No funeral.

No obituary.

Cremate the body, dispose of the cremains.

Sounds about my way of thinking.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Just throw my corpse into a hole in the ground and throw some dirt on it. The fuck do I care?

Enjoy a good pizza in memory of me. Not that papa johns shit either.

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

Pending

 

[RossMAN]

Cremation

 

[biostud]

I want my body burned and put the ashes in the grave of the unknown.

 

[sandorski]

How was I? Ask your Moms.

 

[Imp]

Born to lose.

 

[SSSnail]

Pepperoni, Italian sausage, extra cheese, olives, mushrooms, pineapple, and definitely crushed peppers.

 

[SketchMaster]

See you soon.

 

[Anonemous]

i'll take a chicken bacon ranch

 

[sportage]

Just stand me up out in back by the trash with my hat on.
(Lou Grant)

Or...
See. I told you old people should never be allowed to drive.
Or...
You text. I die. You get off to drive and text another day.
Or...
Yep! There definitely is a huge difference between 110 and 220 voltage.
Or...
Should have never eaten that Salmon.
Or...
Hey! Watch this cool stunt kids.
Or...
All I asked was, "What The F@@K officer? You're seriously pulling over a black man for no reason?"

 

[kranky]

I would have paid you all back but I ran out of time.

 

[TwiceOver]

Burn me, as cheap as possible. It's really too bad you can't get a 2fer deal with another family.

 

[TXHokie]

Cremation and tossed in the ocean. Not a fan of tombstone taking up valuable real estate.

 

[sdifox]

Gone Fishing


(I hate fishing)

 

[cbrunny]

My rig's specs, obvi.

 

[Exterous]

Cremation and tossed in the ocean. Not a fan of tombstone taking up valuable real estate.

Seems like a lot to fit on a tombstone...


I think "Ditto" with an arrow pointing to a nearby tombstone would be fun

 

[brianmanahan]

My rig's specs, obvi.

and your heatware score?

 

[brianmanahan]

Gone Fishing

(I hate fishing)

i like it, lol

 

[IronWing]

Pepperoni and cheese.

This.