what do you want on your tombstone?

[Toastedlightly]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/mCQW1_VvjsY/maxresdefault.jpg

 

[IronWing]

i'll take a chicken bacon ranch

Why you wanna wreck a tombstone?

 

[cbrunny]

and your heatware score?

lol nah i don't heatware.

 

[Mayne]

usad bro?

 

[Muse]

This!

X-15 - I Want to be Vaporized

Pepperoni, Italian sausage, extra cheese, olives, mushrooms, pineapple, and definitely crushed peppers.

Add some onions and chorizo.

 

[John Connor]

I'd have an embedded motion activated voice chip powered via a solar cell say a few things as well.

 

[Slacker]

 

[William Gaatjes]

If i crawl out of this grave, kill me again.

 

[IronWing]

Andrew: This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. Do you realize you made yourself 68? What do you need a fake I.D. for?
Brian: So I can vote.

 

[TallBill]

Nothing, I don't want to be buried. Really don't even want my ashes anywhere unless I died in the service.

 

[DaveSimmons]

"See you next Wednesday"



/obscure?

More seriously, toss the cremains in the trash.

 

[NAC4EV]

Nothing.
I want to be composted and then rototilled into the garden.

 

[zinfamous]

i definitely want a short saying on my tombstone, like they used to do in the olden days.

probably something poignant. maybe a little melancholy.

"here lies brian manahan.
he died like he lived:
apprehensive and full of regret"

That epitaph is so sad it makes me laugh.

 

[Muse]

That epitaph is so sad it makes me laugh.

It makes me think of the adage:

It's better to regret something you've done than something you haven't done.

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Tag line from an old frozen pizza commercial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKspf06XuaQ

 

[JulesMaximus]

I'd have an embedded motion activated voice chip powered via a solar cell say a few things as well.

Please, I bet you couldn't afford a tombstone that large.

 

[Sonikku]

Pepperoni and cheese.

Beat me to it.

 

[cbrunny]

nm... stupid linking pictures...

 

[Markbnj]

Died ______ __, ____

 

[waggy]

nothing.

I have talked with my kids about it. I don't care what happens to my body. For all i care toss it out back and let the wolves and bugs eat it. it's no use to me and at least then its something good for the earth..kinda.

BUT since that is not something that is likely to happen then i'm all for cremation.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

No tombstone.

No grave.

No memorial.

No mass.

No funeral.

No obituary.

Cremate the body, dispose of the cremains.

This but do the tree thing. I really like that whole idea. Let my remains help a tree grow.

 

[Muse]

I'd never given it a thought, but I like this one:

We don't know where he's gone but one thing we do know:

He never died.

 

[JulesMaximus]

By the way, as someone who has spent a fair amount of time in cemeteries recently, almost nobody reads what you've written on your tombstone. I think cemeteries are the biggest waste of land ever.

 

[brianmanahan]

That epitaph is so sad it makes me laugh.

see that's what i am mainly going for

something partly true but mostly over the top, that will make people chuckle and get my headstone on some buzzfeed-type list in the future

 

[BUTCH1]

No tombstone.

No grave.

No memorial.

No mass.

No funeral.

No obituary.

Cremate the body, dispose of the cremains.

Yea, cheapest possible method then just chuck my ashes in a dumpster. Cemetery's are a waste of land IMHO.