Originally posted by: DanJ
"Died saving his family from a sinking battleship"
Originally posted by: Migroo
In really small writing, so you have to creep up in order to read it..
'Youre standing on my balls'
Originally posted by: Ready
"Here rest the last surviving male on earth who bravely sacrificed his life by impregnating every beautiful women on earth thus saving mankind from extinction"
Originally posted by: Amused
I don't want a grave. What a pointless, useless waste of land.
Throw my body in the woods and let it rot. That's what is supposed to happen with our bodies anyhow.