Ok, sorry I'm an ass at times. Just, this thread seems a bit drawn-out, and you seem to be a bit hard-headed, or just fearful of making things worse. PM me, and send me some paypal to cover shipping, and I'll send you a "care package", with a CPU and mobo and a drive. Then you can do a fresh, stable, install of Windows, and then slave your old drive to it to copy stuff off of. (Maybe some RAM too, if I have any appropriate kits spare at the time. Stuff is kinda pricy.)
You'll have to figure out how to get it all installed though. Whether you take it to a shop or not, is up to you.
You get your choice of a Biostar H81 board, and a G3258 Haswell Pentium CPU (unlocked, for overclocking, if you flash the mainboard BIOS back to it's first official release), or a Biostar B150 "Hifi" board, and a (slightly used, but in retail box with cooler) Skylake Pentium G4400. We can work out if you need some RAM too. I think that I have an AMD A4-6300 dual-core APU @ 3.9Ghz stock, and an MSI FM2+ micro-ATX board too, in case you wanted to experiment with an APU. That would be a bit of a downgrade, relative to your current box, though.
PM me if you're interested in my offer. You can PM Sonikku and ask if my offers are legit.