Boredom, a complete lack of forethought, and an intensly peculiar sense of humor, plus, my last name is Perkins. Lastly, I'll do anything for a pun. Hence, my motto: "Only the Perknose Knows". It comes loosely from that old '40's radio show "The Shadow", which had as it's tag line, "Who knows what evil lurks in the minds of men? The Shadow knows."
And I'm a huge fan of that seer for suckers, NostrilDamnUs, who can really, really pick 'em.