WHAT DOES YOUR DAD DO?

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WHAT DOES YOUR DAD DO?

It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living.

The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman."

The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic."

Then one little boy says: "My name is Jimmy and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men."

The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the school yard the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.

He blushed and said, "I'm sorry but my dad plays hockey for Team USA, and I was just too embarrassed to say so."
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[Vortex22]

You're in for it now. :Q

 

[khtm]

It's just a harmless joke

 

[ThaGrandCow]

<< WHAT DOES YOUR DAD DO?

It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living.

The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman."

The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic."

Then one little boy says: "My name is Jimmy and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men."

The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the school yard the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.

He blushed and said, "I'm sorry but my dad plays hockey for Team USA, and I was just too embarrassed to say so."[/q

:Q

Wow, that was good

 

[CKDragon]

I'm not really a fan of jokes that can be switched around so easily... gotta be something that makes it special. There's too much hilarious stuff on the forums, it's desensitized me.

CK

 

[Scarpozzi]

LOL! Better watch out though...there are a lot of male striptease dancers on ATOT that might take offense...

 

[Cattlegod]

*grumble*

 

[Orsorum]

My dad is a senior project manager for IBM...

 

[worth]

Why should he be, the US aren't the ones who haven't won a gold medal in their national sport until a month or so ago...

 

[Russ]

It's a great joke, but you screwed it up. His Daddy actually plays for The Mariners.

Russ, NCNE

 

[Argo]

<< It's a great joke, but you screwed it up. His Daddy actually plays for The Mariners.

Russ, NCNE >>



I see you still hate Mariners Russ. Well, I don't blame ya

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

He's burning in hell.

nik