What first world problem did you have today?

[Dr. Zaus]

already have a master's in engineering. plus, an MBA is something you make someone else pay for

I agree with getting someone else to pay for the MBA.. you know, unless your unemployed and want a job. Masters are the minimum degree in many fields, if everyone else has that masters then how are you of any extra (on paper) value?

Why do that when you can get a law degree?

Cost, Return on investment, not wanting to be a lawyer....

You can want to be a leader in anything you do and an MBA will help. Law degree, not so much.

Said another way: Why get a law degree when you can get a medical degree?

Um... Do you work at Target?

Nah he works for sweet Briar College http://sbc.edu/news/academics/board-directors-votes-close-college-2014-2015-academic-year/

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Printed off my meeting agenda and meeting materials about 15 minutes ago, didn't make it over to the printer until now. Someone took my meeting agenda and left the meeting materials.

What the fuck? Who thinks its OK to take someone else's meeting agenda? Print your own effing agenda for god sakes. Stupid crimes of anonymity, pisses me off!

People overlook that someone else's prints were in the printer often.

 

[Ns1]

Printed off my meeting agenda and meeting materials about 15 minutes ago, didn't make it over to the printer until now. Someone took my meeting agenda and left the meeting materials.

What the fuck? Who thinks its OK to take someone else's meeting agenda? Print your own effing agenda for god sakes. Stupid crimes of anonymity, pisses me off!

That's why you pick up your prints immediately instead of hoarding them in the tray like a douchebag.

 

[highland145]

Nah he works for sweet Briar College http://sbc.edu/news/academics/board-directors-votes-close-college-2014-2015-academic-year/

Really? I friend of mine went there. Got her MRS degree.

 

[IronWing]

My office has a solid ink printer. I printed maps but I can't write on them because the ink is like crayon.

 

[Rage187]

my 5 figure end of the year bonus had to be split between two checks since I switched departments mid year. This actually has repercussions as my wife is booking the vacations for this year and paying for my children's school. We'll now have to register them at the end of the month.

 

[IronWing]

Printed off my meeting agenda and meeting materials about 15 minutes ago, didn't make it over to the printer until now. Someone took my meeting agenda and left the meeting materials.

What the fuck? Who thinks its OK to take someone else's meeting agenda? Print your own effing agenda for god sakes. Stupid crimes of anonymity, pisses me off!

I think I know who did it.

 

[smackababy]

That's why you pick up your prints immediately instead of hoarding them in the tray like a douchebag.

Or, get a real printer that requires authentication on site before it prints.

 

[Imp]

The blazing sun woke me up right at sunrise yet again :\

Today's mission is finding blackout curtains for my new bedroom.

Ikea. Bought some white "black out" curtains years ago. Still kicking, look boringly good. A lot of them seem to be long, so it'll probably need hemming though.

Edit: New one - Someone keeps talking at me even though I show no interest in the conversation...

 

[shortylickens]

I got blackout curtains from JC Penny (on sale).
Those things make life so wonderful.

 

[Ns1]

Or, get a real printer that requires authentication on site before it prints.

wat

 

[vi edit]

Ordered medium pizzas from pizza hut, but they were out. They gave us larges for free instead, but now the leftovers in the larger box don't fit in the narrow side by side fridge.

 

[IronWing]

wat

Dude, do you even print?

 

[highland145]

wat

Dude, do you even print?

Not on site.

 

[shortylickens]

Ordered medium pizzas from pizza hut, but they were out. They gave us larges for free instead, but now the leftovers in the larger box don't fit in the narrow side by side fridge.

Son of a BITCH!

They did that to me once. And didnt warn me ahead of time. I ended up throwing out the leftovers.

 

[Mixolydian]

Tried to take a nap earlier but couldn't fall asleep.

 

[Ns1]

Dude, do you even print?

I hit print. It goes here.

 

[HN]

Ordered medium pizzas from pizza hut, but they were out. They gave us larges for free instead, but now the leftovers in the larger box don't fit in the narrow side by side fridge.

that's why they need to start mass producing these ---

 

[HN]

brought so many containers of food i forgot to take one out when i laid out my lunch spread

 

[Fenixgoon]

Since I know you're in the same time zone, how are you up at 4am? I woke up at 1 pm and am a night owl.



Um... Do you work at Target?

No, I work in engineering consulting. I used to work at target 11 years ago

 

[Imp]

No, I work in engineering consulting. I used to work at target 11 years ago

Okay, cause Target laid off like 3000 people yesterday.

 

[smackababy]

wat

There are printers that require a login before it prints your things. These are employed in some (ones I've worked in, at least) military buildings. You print something and the printing waits for you to come and insert your Command Access Card before it spits it out. Keeps unwanted eyes off your stuff and keeps a bunch of junk from the piling up in the tray.

Okay, cause Target laid off like 3000 people yesterday.

I hope 2999 of those were their security team and the last 1 was someone high up.

 

[xSauronx]

That's why you pick up your prints immediately instead of hoarding them in the tray like a douchebag.

ugh

printing

someone scanned me a piece of paper today, i dont even want that.

 

[Imp]

I hope 2999 of those were their security team and the last 1 was someone high up.

Why? The CEO got dumped a few months back and got paid $60M. I would imagine that other high up positions would have similarly generous severance packages. It's almost like they want you to get fired...

http://fortune.com/2014/05/21/target-ceos-golden-parachute-61-million/

 

[Ns1]

ugh

printing

someone scanned me a piece of paper today, i dont even want that.

I love paper, especially 11x17's.