Ichinisan
Lifer
- Oct 9, 2002
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Every fucking morning I have to contend with a handful of mouth-breathing half-wits who think that camping out in the left lane is perfectly acceptable if they're within 5 mph of the speed limit. Listen twat waffle, I understand that 55 mph is truly dizzying speed; downright unsafe even in perfect conditions, if you ask me. But if you happen to be puttering along, not passing anyone, with two lanes next to you COMPLETELY EMPTY OF TRAFFIC, and you see me in your rearview approaching at approximately Mach 7, maybe move the fuck over so that I don't have to be the asshole either tailgating your pokey ass or passing on the right with a friendly one-finger salute. The left lane is for PASSING. That's it. If you aren't passing anyone, what the fuck are you doing in that lane? I don't care if you're doing 90 mph; if some moron is doing 140, you move over and let Evil Knievel pass. Stop obstructing traffic you knuckle-dragging shit gibbon. It's time we started rounding these people up and pelting them with overripe rutabagas in the town square as a neighborly reminder to not be a fucking jackass.
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