I almost never go to McD but I stopped in today and somehow ended up paying >$7 for my fish sandwich. Apparently, if you don't specify, they assume you want the "meal" option which includes soda and fries. I really don't see how they have the cajones to charge that much for postage stamp sized sandwich, fries and sugar water.
We've got a single dedicated email address that automatically sends the message to everybody in the company. It's a built-in Reply To All."This is a test of our new employee alert system. Please respond using one of the following:"
The "reply to all" storm has begun.
I don't know if this is a Kentucky or a south thing...but I swear better than half the people I work with go by something *OTHER* than their first name. And then you mix that with Exchange Admins that have absolutely no consistency in the way they manage the address book and it's just a nightmare.
I was working with a guy who we'll refer to as "Bob". That's what he called him self. I figured out his last name which we'll say is "Smith". Somebody wanted his contact info so they could email him.
Go into outlook and look for Bob Smith. Can't find him. Look under last names smith with a first name of Robert. Can't find him. Look under any name of "Smith" with a title that matches him. Can't find him.
Found another communication that his real name was Steve. Ok. So now I look for any last name of Smith with a first couple letters of "Ste". Nothing..
DAFUQ?
So I just finally do a search in my inbox of of over 5000 messages for anything referring to "Bob Smith". Found one message out of several hundred that looked promising. He happened to be copied on a message. What was his email address?
bob.steve@workdomain.com
THANKS LOT! MUCH HELP!
Some jackass at the store sloppily opened up a package of cheapo mac & cheese and cut into an individual box -- you could barely see the dried macaroni if you pressed down on the cut. I ended up buying this box and didn't notice until I went to eat it. Didn't feel like throwing it out so still ate it. Hope it was idiocy and not malicious... Am I dedz?
It's not stupid. It's all part of it's grand plan to kill you. It's luring you into a false sense of confindence that by running around at your feet it's just playing. But it's not. Because one day, you're going to be at the top of some stairs and it's going to be doing it's thing, you're going to trip, fall down the stairs and break your neck. As you look back up at the cat and your vision slowly fads to black, you will see it licking it's paws and smiling.Damn cat likes to float around my feet. I've stepped on his tail a few times already and yet he never learns. You have a spine you feline dumbass!
Normal transit time I think is 12 hours but there is a lot of variability between people so I'm going to guess that you probably got a nice dose of listeria. It's just not worth it to play russian roulette with your food.Well, I shit my brains out this evening. Not sure if it was related due to the passage of only ~10 hours since the meal.
It's not stupid. It's all part of it's grand plan to kill you. It's luring you into a false sense of confindence that by running around at your feet it's just playing. But it's not. Because one day, you're going to be at the top of some stairs and it's going to be doing it's thing, you're going to trip, fall down the stairs and break your neck. As you look back up at the cat and your vision slowly fads to black, you will see it licking it's paws and smiling.
better than a rigid naming scheme w/no exceptions.
first name: michelle
last name: sper
email naming convention: last name first initial of first name
ie: sperm@companyxyz.com
Well, I shit my brains out this evening. Not sure if it was related due to the passage of only ~10 hours since the meal.
Want to play skyward sword but I guess my remote isn't "good" enough for Zelda. Bitch expects me to fork out $40 for a new one.
Want to play skyward sword but I guess my remote isn't "good" enough for Zelda. Bitch expects me to fork out $40 for a new one.
Normal transit time I think is 12 hours but there is a lot of variability between people so I'm going to guess that you probably got a nice dose of listeria. It's just not worth it to play russian roulette with your food.
And I also looked up food poisoning times. Only a few viruses/bacteria have incubation periods around ~10 hours. Some apparently take days so my impression is that it's really hard to figure out exactly what caused a mass exodus...