What first world problem did you have today?

[Ichinisan]

There is a massive effing flying insect that looks like a giant mosquito flying around my room. I am shitting my pants.

Third world has big insects too.

 

[alkemyst]

Me and my fiancee had a wasp in our bedroom just as both of us got out of a shower together.

Rat tailed it twice and a flip flop off the wall to decimate it.

Then we both aired out on the bed after doing lawn work all day.

 

[Imp]

Third world has big insects too.

The ones there actually have a big chance of killing you... And way way bigger.

That's if you somehow manage to avoid the baboon breaking in to swipe your shit.

 

[CZroe]

Me and my fiancee had a wasp in our bedroom just as both of us got out of a shower together.

Rat tailed it twice and a flip flop off the wall to decimate it.

Then we both aired out on the bed after doing lawn work all day.

Did you actually only kill it 9/10ths of the way?

 

[MrCassdin]

Decided late in the day I was going to grill out, but had nothing ready to grill. Drove to the market but was out of luck, they were sold out of my favorite Delmonico's and the butcher had already packed up for the day. I picked up a four pack of New York strips and headed home.

 

[master_shake_]

my neighbours were running around naked chasing what looked like a wasp in their bedroom.

 

[John Connor]

Grabbed a 12 pack of Fresca and the fucker tore open. And they din't have peach! Bastards! ^%@!*(%$#

 

[Mai72]

Waited 25 minutes for a taxi in Bangkok. My girl said "take motorbike taxi." I said "hell no!"

 

[stargazr]

My internet was down for about a day and a half .

 

[Puppies04]

Third world has big insects too.

You don't have to worry about them there though. You just let them crawl over your kids face whilst the charity guy videos it.

 

[alkemyst]

Only have 71 likes to my pregnancy announcement on FB

 

[highland145]

Alky didn't friend me on his FB account.

 

[highland145]

I'm trying to take my afternoon nap and the damned phone keeps ringing.

 

[smackababy]

Had a 24oz bone in ribeye on Saturday and nothing has been able to satisfy me since. =(

 

[Jeff7]

I bought some honey roasted peanuts today.


Or so I thought.


Mixed nuts.
Bleh.

 

[amdhunter]

I made a post about Widgets in the phone subforum and everyone complained about battery life...lol

 

[lxskllr]

Only have 71 likes to my pregnancy announcement on FB

Congratulations!

 

[highland145]

Congratulations!

WTH? He liked you? Off to post being not liked....


Eff it. I like not being liked. You can't borrow my truck.

 

[lxskllr]

WTH? He liked you? Off to post being not liked....


Eff it. I like not being liked. You can't borrow my truck.

I don't have facebook, but was trying to be nice. Being nice hurts :^(

 

[highland145]

I don't have facebook, but was trying to be nice. Being nice hurts :^(

I can help you with that....:sneaky:

Yeah, better to decline.

 

[Imp]

I was watching Masterchef and couldn't help but notice what looked like people using metal utensils in non-stick cookware. Made me cringe.

 

[alkemyst]

I bought some honey roasted peanuts today.


Or so I thought.


Mixed nuts.
Bleh.

Learn to shop? Was the bag/jar behind some kind of camouflage?

 

[alkemyst]

Congratulations!

Thanks!

 

[alkemyst]

WTH? He liked you? Off to post being not liked....


Eff it. I like not being liked. You can't borrow my truck.

Good luck with your Anti-Alkemyst crusade.

I don't think you have the brain power for it.

 

[MongGrel]

I don't have facebook, but was trying to be nice. Being nice hurts :^(

Yeah it does.

I've been refraining from being insulting in that situation.