What first world problem did you have today?

[Mai72]

I had a lady boy look at me.

Is that a first world issue?

 

[Atomic Playboy]

I had a lady boy look at me.

Is that a first world issue?

Thailand isn't the first world, so no. Normally I'd feel guilty saying something like that, but I've got two worlds between me and anyone who might get offended. :whiste:

 

[John Connor]

My new batteries for my Kenwood two way radios won't charge. I payed like $30 bucks for two! SOB!

 

[John Connor]

Went to buger King and I ordered a large onion ring and a chicken sandwich with no mayo. Got mayo on the flipping sandwich which looked like someone jacked off all over the damn thing and a small onion ring. I chucked the fucker in the trash. I'm so pissed off right now. Then I get craded for cigarettes. I don't look under 18 FFS! At the liqueur store I get carded all the time. Which I can see, but for smokes? really?

 

[Arcadio]

Spent $30 on new strings for my bass and accidentally cut one of the strings too short.

 

[Imp]

I finished off both bottles of hard liquor I had left after 9pm... Short of knocking over a liquor store, I can't get any drunker. There's always the rubbing alcohol. Hmmm....

 

[CZroe]

Went to buger King and I ordered a large onion ring and a chicken sandwich with no mayo. Got mayo on the flipping sandwich which looked like someone jacked off all over the damn thing and a small onion ring. I chucked the fucker in the trash. I'm so pissed off right now. Then I get craded for cigarettes. I don't look under 18 FFS! At the liqueur store I get carded all the time. Which I can see, but for smokes? really?

Ugh. I've always suspected that a large portion of the idiots who don't like sour cream o. Their tacos/burritos or salty restaurant/-sandwich style mayo on their sandwiches were just hung up on the similarity to jizz. Don't be proud of falling in that trap. Grow up. Elevate yourself beyond that.

 

[John Connor]

Spent $30 on new strings for my bass and accidentally cut one of the strings too short.

Oh! I'd be so pissed!

 

[rsbennett00]

Had a late gig last night and on my way home the boss says she has two extreme hotties coming in this morning if I want to join them. This means I only got 5 hours of sleep but double payment is nice so I agree. I showed up thinking these two had already been interviewed but they hadn't and one lied about implants on her application. It's just frustrating that I could have got a decent nights sleep and saved the prep work.

Edit: I chewed my boss out good, so she won't make that mistake again.

 

[Vapid Cabal]

I read a laptop review and the reviewer used minutes rather than hours to describe the battery life of the laptop.

 

[zinfamous]

damn 6.0 earthquake woke me up at 3am. took me another hour to get back to sleep!

 

[highland145]

Having to make ice cream because it's my bro-in law's B-day.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I was bummed because I had to charge my phone while driving to meet a friend to go mountain biking but I only have 1 USB outlet in my car so I had to unplug my USB drive with my favorite tunes on it and had to listen to Satellite radio instead...

 

[AMD64Blondie]

My Gigabyte GM-M8000 mouse is slowly dying...
(mis-clicking,moving erratically,and just being annoying in general..)

(Update:it just got replaced with a Corsair M65.)

 

[lifelikerob]

I forgot my quinoa lunch at home, now I have to go to a restaurant nearby to have lunch

 

[JEDI]

started using my Mac for the 1st time in years.
had problems upgrading the OS.

went to call Steve Jobs for tech support.
found out he died.

Called Bill Gates for tech support for my Mac, hoping he knew something about his competition.
he lafed at me

last ditch effort:
called Larry Ellison over at Oracle. He uses Linux.

sigh..

 

[Newell Steamer]

I was not able to play Diablo 3 last night, because of the DDoS attacks.

Also, today is the 2.1 patch, which is a pretty big deal,.. I am pretty sure I won't be able to play tonight either,..

 

[smackababy]

Had to read about someone actually wanting quinoa for lunch and recalled how fucking awful it is.

 

[Imp]

Someone came into the washroom after I finished dumping and I had to hide in the stall until he left to avoid the awkwardness.

 

[Sonikku]

Ate too much food. Now I have a tummy ache.

 

[AMD64Blondie]

Stupid pest control inspectors(they're looking for bedbugs.) stripped off my sheets from my bed.

Now I've got to get my sheet and covers put back the way I like.

Oh joy..this is going to be fun..NOT.

 

[Imp]

My room is 29 C (84 F) right now and will stay that way until I turn off the TV and computer putting out ~250W total... And we're too cheap to turn on the A/C -- it'll be cooler tomorrow anyway, so makes sense.

 

[rsbennett00]

Stupid pest control inspectors(they're looking for bedbugs.) stripped off my sheets from my bed.

Now I've got to get my sheet and covers put back the way I like.

Oh joy..this is going to be fun..NOT.

You don't change your sheets every day? :ninja:

 

[Imp]

Bum-tastic post-work experience yesterday: guy sitting across from me on the boss was obese, and he was wearing black pants. These black pants had a darker black area near groin area, and in the nucleus around which the black stain revolved, there was a brown area. This brown area was centered behind where his balls would have been...

Then I was on the subway and a homeless dude in a really clean looking outfit brushed by me. I could smell him after he walked away.

 

[Newell Steamer]

The hash brown from McDonalds that was given to me came immediately out of the deep fryer - and it was too hot for me to eat it with my egg McMuffin.

So, I ate the egg McMuffin 1st and hope it would cool down by the time I was done,.. it was not cool enough,.. I had to wait even more.