What first world problem did you have today?

[Imp]

Name that dish. Now. It does look like bukkake...

 

[xSauronx]

roboform doesnt appear to yet support chrome 64 bit.
and i had a meeting today with my boss, the CFO, and 3 century link reps about DR/cloud migration and im the only one who took digital notes. which inevitably means my boss will lose hers, or bring me her silly paper to work with

 

[Tweak155]

Received a gift card to a restaurant I don't really feel like going to. Debated not using the card at all but we settled on carry out. Now my wife has to go pick up the food someone else paid for that we get to eat while I sit here and wait for her to get back. It really leaves me annoyed.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Got my car fixed, and it cost over 500 bucks.

 

[Imp]

I got CARDED buying liquor just now. Drinking age here is 19 and I am over 5 years out of college...

And why do they keep asking me to take my sunglasses off? To see that I'm not coked up?

 

[Ns1]

shaved ice bukkake?

haha, it's condensed milk and the entire combination is fucking delicious, but the similarity to a peter north inspired dessert is not lost on me.

 

[Sho'Nuff]

Couldn't decide between Callaway apex and apex pro irons. Will have to go back to the store to try them out again. FML.

 

[Sonikku]

DYING to see this on the big screen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQCCPP8aZBY

But my theater as it always does punted anything but an absolute mainstream release. I was too young to watch it on the big screen when I was kid. I've always wanted to someday.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Just got a low disk space alarm on my online server, it was major and now it went critical. Only 4% left. Might be forced to switch server providers as this one wants like $100/mo extra per TB which is ridiculous. That means having to completely migrate my stuff over which is a lot of work.

 

[RossMAN]

Staples.com wouldn't let me use a coupon and PM.

On the plus side I'm no longer on their infamous Corporate banned list

 

[AznAnarchy99]

so hung over

 

[smackababy]

Have to learn to use SOAP and write a service to extract files using someone else's API.

 

[Imp]

Trying to draw a survey from 1972 using CAD, but the piece of shit doesn't close the loop within tolerance.

They have someone credited under "Computer". Did they have CAD back then? The survey looks printed, but computers were a bitch to use in the early 70s, I thought.

 

[pete6032]

Trying to draw a survey from 1972 using CAD, but the piece of shit doesn't close the loop within tolerance.

They have someone credited under "Computer". Did they have CAD back then? The survey looks printed, but computers were a bitch to use in the early 70s, I thought.

Are you a civil engineer?

 

[smackababy]

Even more of a first world problem: an API looks very well documented and easy to use; except the API itself doesn't match ANY of the documentation... It is like they wrote it without knowing the fucking API. If you API says a method accepts a list as an argument and returns a string, but it fucking doesn't, what good is it?

 

[JackBurton]

Talking to a Magnolia rep contemplating buying a Rel G1 sub because my current Rel R528 has manual controls on the back of the sub, whereas the G1 has a remote to make the adjustments from the couch.

 

[Imp]

Are you a civil engineer?

On paper when I like to embellish things... Don't work as one, don't get paid like one, don't have the proper experience to be one.


New problem: I finally realized I could use a retirement savings investment account, but the bank no longer allows online opening of them. Now I have to call using something called a phone.

 

[Mixolydian]

Slept all fucking day. But feels so good.

 

[Captante]

Cooked myself 4 Jalapeno Bubba-burgers on the grill but only had two rolls ... had to eat numbers 3 & 4 on bread!

 

[highland145]

I'm out of beer. Clemson is losing.

I might have to sneak the wife's wine.

 

[AMCRambler]

For me, I got into work before everyone else today. I put the coffee maker on and then got involved in some work and waited about 20 minutes before coming back to the coffee and in that time everyone else had drunk it all and no one bothered to make more, so I had to make a second batch.

That's some BS right there. Terry Tate knows, "You kill the joe, you make some mo!"

 

[Imp]

About to get wasted, don't have a big glass... Going to have to use multiple glasses to drink from -- so I don't have to keep refilling the same one.

 

[TeeJay1952]

Cooked myself 4 Jalapeno Bubba-burgers on the grill but only had two rolls ... had to eat numbers 3 & 4 on bread!

What are we savages?

 

[Ichinisan]

Tried to Google something hours ago and got carried away reading old message board threads.

 

[her209]

My wallet won't close properly because its overstuffed with dollar bills.