Red Squirrel
No Lifer
I've never been drunk, but probably borderline. After 2-3 glasses of wine I start to feel super mellow. Then I sleep like a rock and wake up feeling awesome.
Huh... When did you move to Canada?Today was pretty quiet, but yesterday...OMG! I took my oldest grandson to Social Security to get his account straightened out...for some reason, he had two SS numbers...then, to add insult to injury, took him to the Dept. of Licensing (DMV) to apply for a state ID until he’s ready for a driver’s license. Other than a brief wait for our turn, (apparently the fools didn’t realize who I am...) ;p we were served relatively quickly, were treated professionally and courteously, and got everything done in one visit to each. <knock on wood>
Never filled out a deposit slip in my life. I've always belonged to a credit union that didn't engage in insanity. You go in, deal with money, and get a receipt for what happened. I'm not even sure why deposit slips are a thing. I guess it's to screw people $6 at a time :^DCouldn't read my handwriting so my deposit was .06 off. $6 deposit correction fee. Dang.
Well, I broke down and ordered a new knife I don't need. Also got a new cell phone battery I don't really need. Maybe they'll be fun.... Sucks getting old. I was just telling the draftsman today I wanted to buy something. Anything. Just something new and fun. I already have everything I need, and don't need more crap laying around.
Never filled out a deposit slip in my life. I've always belonged to a credit union that didn't engage in insanity. You go in, deal with money, and get a receipt for what happened. I'm not even sure why deposit slips are a thing. I guess it's to screw people $6 at a time :^D
Broke down implies that you did have a need. You could always bite the battery.Well, I broke down and ordered a new knife I don't need. Also got a new cell phone battery I don't really need. Maybe they'll be fun...
The way that would work at the CU is hand them some checks for deposit, and they give you a receipt for total. Not sure what writing something down first gets you aside from added costs of procuring deposit slips, and wasting the customer's time.
Half of my customers pay with check or money order. The big bad gubment wom't let me go in and cash them. They're afraid I might under report my income or some silly BS. Gotta deposit 1st.
$6 apparently.The way that would work at the CU is hand them some checks for deposit, and they give you a receipt for total. Not sure what writing something down first gets you aside from added costs of procuring deposit slips, and wasting the customer's time.
You can redeem them for party favors.Entered P&N and I think I honestly lost a few hundred brain cells.
Did you sit in your own pew?My toilet seat broke right off the hinges. I had to poop before I got a chance to go buy another one, so had to go poop at church. Failing that I could also go poop at a telecom CO that's a few blocks away but the church bathroom is nicer. There's some perks to having access to a few emergency bathrooms. lol.
My toilet seat broke right off the hinges. I had to poop before I got a chance to go buy another one, so had to go poop at church. Failing that I could also go poop at a telecom CO that's a few blocks away but the church bathroom is nicer. There's some perks to having access to a few emergency bathrooms. lol.
The pizza I just had kicked my ass.
A while back, I dropped a set of keys down the sewer. I bought a replacement key fob on eBay, but put off programming it because, after I skimmed a few seeming contradictory set of directions, it seemed complicated and I was unsure about what I might screw up.
My housemate got irritated by me not doing it though. Because apparently only having one working key fob is a problem when you're constantly misplacing your goddamn car keys.
So I finally sat down and did it. Read three sets of directions (different forums - I don't have access to any official Honda documentation) and did what they had in common. It took me about five minutes of reading and 30 seconds to actually program/sync the remote.
So now she's pissed at me for doing it so quickly/easily, because if it were that easy, I should have done it weeks ago.
Can't win.
Never mind the time. Whatcha gonna do with the money? You should take a nice vacation, and that'll also cover the time.Broke up with girlfriend of 1-year. Now I don't know what to do with all my free time.