What first world problem did you have today?

[HN]

Fucking cleaning lady called in sick

Fucking cleaning lady; called in sick

 

[Squeetard]

Supposed to rain this weekend, looks like I won't be insuring my convertible.
~shakes fist~

 

[BurnItDwn]

I woke up, and the coffee wasn't made.

 

[highland145]

I woke up, and the coffee wasn't made.

That's fine as long as she sexed you up.

 

[manimal]

Fucking cleaning lady; called in sick

yours too!

hm they are both probably at the wic office showing the kids

 

[highland145]

yours too!

hm they are both probably at the wic office showing the kids

He's the reason yours called in.

 

[mmntech]

One of the people who lives with me, who shall remain nameless, thinks the perfect and indeed only appropriate time to put the washing machine or dish washer on is when I step in the shower. I've given them crap about this repeatedly, so now it's on.

 

[SlitheryDee]

I just ate a massive po-boy and now I'm sleepy. If I take a nap, I'll make a little less money. If I make a little less money I'll feel slightly guiltier about my next unnecessary purchase.

I don't feel bad for people who work in sweat shops. The fact that other people feel bad for them makes me feel like I should fake it. Faking it makes me tired.

The fingerprint sensor on my iphone only works 8 out of 10 times. FML.

I'm angry about illegal immigration and indignant when produce prices go up.

 

[pete6032]

Started like 4 days ago. However tapatalk did notify me that you quoted my post which it never did before.

I'm also having the same problems with Tapatalk and Anand forums.

You'd think it wouldn't be that hard to make a mobile app better than Tapatalk, it doesn't work very well.

 

[T9D]

My pond pump is clogged.....

With $100 bills. No but it is clogged though. Now I have to go clean it.

 

[fjmeat]

My pond pump is clogged.....

With $100 bills. No but it is clogged though. Now I have to go clean it.

contract labor - or kids

 

[Exterous]

My $3000 plasma tv that is hooked up to my $5000 home theater is suffering from image retention. Damn Chrome browser.

$3000? $5000?

Alright - who let the poor person in here?!

 

[JManInPhoenix]

Boo hoo

 

[highland145]

Boo hoo

$60 Million net worth.

 

[Daedalus685]

It's lunch time, I've finished my important tasks and want to go home. The lab is ghost town today as well (everyone else is smarter/has less to do than me and just never came in today).

But I'm driving the car pool today and thus have to work till 15h45!!!

 

[Insomniator]

I bought a breakfast sandwich but when I came in free breakfast was here for the whole department. So I had to eat two breakfasts today

 

[monkeydelmagico]

I got a splinter in my foot from the saloon decking on my little sailboat named Axia. I had it all re-done a season ago. The yard manager is going to hear about this. I specifically told him it should be replaced with teak but his quote was ridiculous.

If I have to pull her out of the water again during peak charter season there will be hell to pay.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

I accidentally demapped the wrong LUN. Lost a production server for 4 minutes while it rebooted. FML.

 

[Newell Steamer]

I polished my shoes last night,.. it is lightly raining right now,...

{:-(

 

[Insomniator]

I accidentally demapped the wrong LUN. Lost a production server for 4 minutes while it rebooted. FML.

Thats not first world... someone would probably get fired for that at my job. Thats a real problem.

 

[Spoooon]

Tablet lagged at a critical moment in Tower of Saviors.

I lost 6 hours worth of stamina.

 

[Ns1]

I bought a breakfast sandwich but when I came in free breakfast was here for the whole department. So I had to eat two breakfasts today

Mine is almost as bad. Bought a croissant downstairs. Guy gave it to me for free. Go upstairs and coworker brings donuts. Fuck! What do I do?

 

[fjmeat]

Mine is almost as bad. Bought a croissant downstairs. Guy gave it to me for free. Go upstairs and coworker brings donuts. Fuck! What do I do?

these are so fun!

 

[Leyawiin]

Want to migrate one of my PC's guts to a nicer case, but am too lazy to do it.

 

[Ns1]

Mine is almost as bad. Bought a croissant downstairs. Guy gave it to me for free. Go upstairs and coworker brings donuts. Fuck! What do I do?

answer: eat them both.