What first world problem did you have today?

[jpiniero]

The NFL has turned into the Big 12.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

I had taco bell at 1am last night: kept me up all night, slept until 5pm.

 

[Imp]

I was tired so I slept most of the day.

Wait, that's not a problem...:hmm:

Yes it is... Now what will you put in your journal for today, and your post count might suffer...

 

[AMD64Blondie]

I had taco bell at 1am last night: kept me up all night, slept until 5pm.

That sucks.

 

[wetech]

Was watching The Walking Dead and my DVR caught up with live TV. I had to watch half of it with commercials.

 

[Ns1]

don't have enough miles to upgrade my seat from business to first.

 

[manimal]

hurt myself training a little bit. Have to take it easy for a few weeks and cant hit anything or anybody.

 

[Mai72]

Tummy hurts from eating too many frosted flakes.

 

[alkemyst]

Tummy hurts from eating too many frosted flakes.

I suggest a cereal eating battle between Trident and Mai72.

 

[Mai72]

I suggest a cereal eating battle between Trident and Mai72.

I'd lose. No contest.

 

[Imp]

I apparently opened a new savings account that doesn't provide a bank ABM card, so the bank guy helped open a slightly different one that does. Now I will have an extra empty account that I have to look at.

 

[ElFenix]

ATTN: cops directing traffic,

A freeway underpass is just a big 4 way intersection. This one in particular is basically the 4 cardinal directions. So, you should let west, south, east, then north go, in that order, for about 2 minutes each. That'd be way simpler than the random bullshit you assholes were not coordinating.

 

[highland145]

I apparently opened a new savings account that doesn't provide a bank ABM card, so the bank guy helped open a slightly different one that does. Now I will have an extra empty account that I have to look at.

Building heir #s so they can justify their existence.



'sup El, time's coming.

 

[CraKaJaX]

too tired to even drink coffee. how am i supposed to work?

 

[highland145]

too tired to even drink coffee. how am i supposed to work?

Drink your coffee, maybe?

 

[CraKaJaX]

Drink your coffee, maybe?

but.....but...... i don't wanna work!

 

[highland145]

but.....but...... i don't wanna work!

Welfare/ disability recipients and South Americans are counting on you. Do your part, damn it. Think of the children.

 

[Mai72]

Looked outside my window. The world looks scary. Staying in my cozy room today.

 

[Mai72]

Welfare/ disability recipients and South Americans are counting on you. Do your part, damn it. Think of the children.

My cousin just got his disability last month. He's only in his early 50's. He needs that check!

We should all do our part and go to work! He's relying on us.

 

[Sonikku]

Have to go to work this morning.

Would rather sleep.

 

[KeithTalent]

I had to go to the bank machine this morning to get cash and that took me out of the way of my favourite coffee place, so was forced to have Starbucks instead.

KT

 

[Mai72]

Have to go to work this morning.

Would rather sleep.

Don't worry, in 100 years we will all be sleeping.

 

[Newell Steamer]

This morning in the cafeteria, the communal butter bowl (that people use to put butter on their toast, bagels, etc.) was smeared with jelly,.. some animal decided to cover their breakfast with jelly and then with butter,.. only to get jelly into the butter as well.

I work with pigs.

 

[manimal]

This morning in the cafeteria, the communal butter bowl (that people use to put butter on their toast, bagels, etc.) was smeared with jelly,.. some animal decided to cover their breakfast with jelly and then with butter,.. only to get jelly into the butter as well.

I work with pigs.

savages

 

[pete6032]

This morning in the cafeteria, the communal butter bowl (that people use to put butter on their toast, bagels, etc.) was smeared with jelly,.. some animal decided to cover their breakfast with jelly and then with butter,.. only to get jelly into the butter as well.

I work with pigs.

lol