What first world problem did you have today?

[KeithTalent]

This morning in the cafeteria, the communal butter bowl (that people use to put butter on their toast, bagels, etc.) was smeared with jelly,.. some animal decided to cover their breakfast with jelly and then with butter,.. only to get jelly into the butter as well.

I work with pigs.

Ugh, gross. A communal butter bowl? D:

KT

 

[Newell Steamer]

Ugh, gross. A communal butter bowl? D:

KT

,.. and jelly,.. and peanut butter,.. and cream cheese.

There isn't anything to stop anyone from mixing things into the other,.. or jamming their fingers into any of these.

 

[Mai72]

,.. and jelly,.. and peanut butter,.. and cream cheese.

There isn't anything to stop anyone from mixing things into the other,.. or jamming their fingers into any of these.

Imagine if a person were to come out of the bathroom without washing their hands.

They them proceed to stick their stinky finger in the butter!

 

[CraKaJaX]

The hydraulic cylinders on my chair at work just shit the bed. I am forever down. Today certainly blows.

 

[thestrangebrew1]

No one's won the mega millions yet. I don't have cash on me for the office pool.

 

[smackababy]

No one's won the mega millions yet. I don't have cash on me for the office pool.

I am once again blackmailed into buying into the lottery pool. I refuse to be that asshole that shows up to work tomorrow when everyone else won a slice of like $150 million. =(

 

[John Connor]

I won 1.5 million last week....takes 15 days to show up in my account.

 

[AznAnarchy99]

Came back from Vegas sick cause I partied too hard.

 

[Imp]

I am once again blackmailed into buying into the lottery pool. I refuse to be that asshole that shows up to work tomorrow when everyone else won a slice of like $150 million. =(

Dude, just sue them when they win... Say you were an implied part of the pool or something.

 

[wabbitslayer]

leave office and get in truck to go to lunch....
hit "pause" button on head unit to start Pandora...
doesn't work.
try it again, hit "source", nothing, "pause" nothing...
think great, bluetooth lost again, go to take phone out of pocket to re-sync...



damnit, left it on my desk

 

[Newell Steamer]

Imagine if a person were to come out of the bathroom without washing their hands.

They them proceed to stick their stinky finger in the butter!

I think the most probable would be they touch a glob of butter with their fecal encrusted hands as they are spreading it (the butter) on their bagel, and then said glob falls back into the bowl.

 

[nageov3t]

I'm 99% certain that I saw an ex-fuck buddy in a porn and I can't even brag to my friends about it because my boyfriend gets really hypersensitive about the number of Asian guys I dated/hooked up with before I met him (on account of him not being Asian).

 

[MongGrel]

I suggest a cereal eating battle between Trident and Mai72.

 

[ElFenix]

No one's won the mega millions yet. I don't have cash on me for the office pool.

mega's cash value isn't at parity with its jackpot odds (Est. Cash Value
$153.5 Million vs. 1 in 259 million) yet, so don't bother.

 

[MongGrel]

My IEM's finally hit Florida, the wife was laughing they took a cruiseship over.

In the USPS on the way

 

[pete6032]

Stayed late at work to go out for drinks. Drinks after work never materialized so I stayed late for nothing.

 

[thestrangebrew1]

Stayed late at work to go out for drinks. Drinks after work never materialized so I stayed late for nothing.

Bars are still open, no?

 

[pete6032]

Bars are still open, no?

Not so fun by myself. :|

 

[Majcric]

I just found out I have to work OT tomorrow.

 

[Ns1]

Not sure if I'll be approved for global entry before my trip. Now I have to stand in the customs line with the riff raff.

 

[highland145]

No one's won the mega millions yet. I don't have cash on me for the office pool.

Some dumb ass screwed up the ATOT millionaires club.

 

[Imp]

I'm 99% certain that I saw an ex-fuck buddy in a porn and I can't even brag to my friends about it because my boyfriend gets really hypersensitive about the number of Asian guys I dated/hooked up with before I met him (on account of him not being Asian).

My one gay friend also loves the Asians. Not sure the deal...

Anyway, major first-world problem. Finally got my first DSLR after major headache and compromises. Didn't want a fiberglass/carbon-fiber body, but didn't want to pay 4x for a magnesium body, so I ended up getting a glass-fiber resin one. Also, didn't want a proximity sensor for turning off the LCD, but again, didn't want to pay 4x for one that doesn't and isn't ___-fiber. Sigh, had to settle.

 

[Ns1]

We should start rating these.

Anyway, major first-world problem. Finally got my first DSLR after major headache and compromises. Didn't want a fiberglass/carbon-fiber body, but didn't want to pay 4x for a magnesium body, so I ended up getting a glass-fiber resin one. Also, didn't want a proximity sensor for turning off the LCD, but again, didn't want to pay 4x for one that doesn't and isn't ___-fiber. Sigh, had to settle.

7.5/10

 

[KeithTalent]

I ate too much hummus and I feel really full now.

KT

 

[manimal]

We should start rating these.



7.5/10

Great Idea!



Ran out of lavazza and had to use bustello and liked it just as much ><