What first world problem did you have today?

[rsbennett00]

The hash brown from McDonalds that was given to me came immediately out of the deep fryer - and it was too hot for me to eat it with my egg McMuffin.

So, I ate the egg McMuffin 1st and hope it would cool down by the time I was done,.. it was not cool enough,.. I had to wait even more.

Being forced to eat at McD's sounds more third world than first.

 

[Exterous]

56" TV stopped working so I only have a 32" TV and my 101" projector to tide me over until I figure out whats wrong with it

 

[Scotteq]

Had to wait 10 minutes for my fish tacos...

 

[Ns1]

You don't change your sheets every day? :ninja:

who the fuck changes their sheets everyday?

 

[highland145]

who the fuck changes their sheets everyday?

Who here changes them at all? 1%ers have peons to do that crap.

 

[rsbennett00]

Who here changes them at all? 1%ers have peons to do that crap.

Oh, got it. Sorry I'm not that lucky, I have to change my own sheets.

 

[highland145]

Oh, got it. Sorry I'm not that lucky, I have to change my own sheets.

Who the hell let the riff raff in here?

j/k

 

[JEDI]

my car started having transmission problems.
my car never had any problems (transmission or otherwise) till now.

guess they don't make Japanese cars like they used to.

(it's only has 200k miles)

 

[Exterous]

Who the hell let the riff raff in here?

Weren't you just whining somewhere about pocket change or a $10k medical deduction or something.

I swear - you 99%ers are everywhere. Can't take my gold plated private jet anywhere without some normie being all like 'I'm a human too.' Yeah right - like any real human would be able to live in the squalor of less than 10,000 sq ft per resident.

 

[dethman]

rollercoaster tycoon 4 keeps crashing. wtf.

 

[highland145]

Weren't you just whining somewhere about pocket change or a $10k medical deduction or something.

I swear - you 99%ers are everywhere. Can't take my gold plated private jet anywhere without some normie being all like 'I'm a human too.' Yeah right - like any real human would be able to live in the squalor of less than 10,000 sq ft per resident.

Yeah but it's my $10K. That's how the rich stay rich.

Don't be a hater.

 

[Ichinisan]

Being forced to eat at McD's sounds more third world than first.

Apparently, you don't understand what the third world is like.

Of course, I believe that you really do.

 

[Broburger]

My roomate made BBQ wings instead of the boneless breast for some reason and now I have to deal with bones.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Pole fuse blew up this morning and scared the crap out of me. Had to call the hydro company since my power was out. I had gone to bed late and at this point it was pretty much rolling into the next day yet I had not slept yet, and I did not want to sleep until the power is back in case I need to start shutting down my servers.

 

[shortylickens]

My web browser had an update and everything looks slightly different.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

It took me a couple hours before I realized my shirt was on inside out.

 

[MongGrel]

Had to test a second oil on the new ceramic skillet to get it to cook an egg properly.

 

[Mai72]

I bought an ice cream stick which I thought had chocolate chips in it. The chocolate chips were red beans!! Who puts red beans in ice cream!!!!

 

[Imp]

I found out that I fuxxored and mixed up the description between two of my YouTube videos. Then I had to change them and references to them. Luckily, those were barely watched over the past few months.

 

[HN]

Hungry. Instagram down and can't eat until i post a pic of it

http://gizmodo.com/its-not-just-you-instagram-is-down-with-users-reporti-1628118395

 

[smackababy]

I bought an ice cream stick which I thought had chocolate chips in it. The chocolate chips were red beans!! Who puts red beans in ice cream!!!!

If one is unable to avoid such surprises as "thought it was x, but turned out to be y", I'd be very careful in Thailand, my friend. Else, we might get a nice "went out to a club last night, woke up with a hot girl and my butt hurt" thread from you before long. =)

 

[Ns1]

I bought an ice cream stick which I thought had chocolate chips in it. The chocolate chips were red beans!! Who puts red beans in ice cream!!!!

Asians...

 

[Imp]

Asians...

Red Beans: I don't know how beans became such a popular sweet/dessert.

 

[Ns1]

asians looooooooooove savory beans with dessert

 

[HN]

asians looooooooooove savory beans with dessert

shaved ice bukkake?