What happened to Carmen Elektra?

[Flyback]

'The 35-year-old ...'

 

[cw42]

Originally posted by: sonambulo
I'd still smash.

hulk smash?

 

[Rudee]

Still hotter then anything you'll ever get.

 

[sonambulo]

Originally posted by: cw42

Originally posted by: sonambulo
I'd still smash.

hulk smash?

Main Entry:
smash
Function:
verb
Date:
1764

transitive verb
1: turn a pussy out
2: make a woman come so hard she sees stars and swears off all other men
3: to destroy a vagina utterly : wreck

? smash·er noun

 

[0roo0roo]

age
bad lighting.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: StormRider
Why can't women get more attractive as they age just like us guys?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
age
bad lighting.

yup. bad angle too.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: StormRider
Why can't women get more attractive as they age just like us guys?

hilarious. you with your beer belly and beginnings of a double chin. not to mention your increasing nose hair, ear hair, and saggy balls. so attractive.

 

[rh71]

I saw her in person once... gorgeous... but mostly makeup/hair... which whoever did the work on that OP pic... should be fired...

... and ...

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: StormRider
Why can't women get more attractive as they age just like us guys?

hilarious. you with your beer belly and beginnings of a double chin. not to mention your increasing nose hair, ear hair, and saggy balls. so attractive.

you fail at humor.

 

[rh71]

btw... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz8FqGD8BFw

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
I'm going to chalk it up to bad lighting and a really bad choice of lipstick color. I guarantee she'd look better if you were actually there standing next to her when the picture was snapped.

QFT, once some of these guys actually interact with chicks they will learn this.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
I'm going to chalk it up to bad lighting and a really bad choice of lipstick color. I guarantee she'd look better if you were actually there standing next to her when the picture was snapped.

QFT, once some of these guys actually interact with chicks they will learn this.

hey, you going to let Carmen know her picture was posted here?

 

[MyThirdEye]

Originally posted by: rh71
btw... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz8FqGD8BFw

Win.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
I'm going to chalk it up to bad lighting and a really bad choice of lipstick color. I guarantee she'd look better if you were actually there standing next to her when the picture was snapped.

QFT, once some of these guys actually interact with chicks they will learn this.

hey, you going to let Carmen know her picture was posted here?

ask your parents about celebrities, k? Anyone else find out you are really a guy yet?

 

[eits]

last i heard, she's in a relationship with joan jett.

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
I'm going to chalk it up to bad lighting and a really bad choice of lipstick color. I guarantee she'd look better if you were actually there standing next to her when the picture was snapped.

QFT, once some of these guys actually interact with chicks they will learn this.

hey, you going to let Carmen know her picture was posted here?

LMAO!!

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: rh71
btw... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz8FqGD8BFw

marked for proper viewing later on

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
I'm going to chalk it up to bad lighting and a really bad choice of lipstick color. I guarantee she'd look better if you were actually there standing next to her when the picture was snapped.

QFT, once some of these guys actually interact with chicks they will learn this.

hey, you going to let Carmen know her picture was posted here?

ask your parents about celebrities, k? Anyone else find out you are really a guy yet?

somebody got burned. :laugh:

then again with all that chest air (and likely back hair too), you had better keep your distance from any open flames.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
I'm going to chalk it up to bad lighting and a really bad choice of lipstick color. I guarantee she'd look better if you were actually there standing next to her when the picture was snapped.

QFT, once some of these guys actually interact with chicks they will learn this.

hey, you going to let Carmen know her picture was posted here?

ask your parents about celebrities, k? Anyone else find out you are really a guy yet?

she's a chick

 

[Auric]

Originally posted by: TBone48
skank has a short shelf life. Replace "Carmen Elektra" with "Pam Anderson" any time you're ready.

It had to be said. Not sure aboot CE, but PA certainly was never physically attractive by any conventional measure but rather is some sort of crude imitation like a blow-up doll. Heck, I've seen more attractive mannequins. On top of that she lacks grace. And nay, I'm not holding them up to some unattainable standard but just that of generally average women. The thing is, they are supposedly "sex symbols" but are instead quite the opposite.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Auric

Originally posted by: TBone48
skank has a short shelf life. Replace "Carmen Elektra" with "Pam Anderson" any time you're ready.

It had to be said. Not sure aboot CE, but PA certainly was never physically attractive by any conventional measure but rather is some sort of crude imitation like a blow-up doll. Heck, I've seen more attractive mannequins. On top of that she lacks grace. And nay, I'm not holding them up to some unattainable standard but just that of generally average women. The thing is, they are supposedly "sex symbols" but are instead quite the opposite.

ok, I give up...if they are average who is a sex symbol...and where can I find me an average woman?

 

[compuwiz1]

She's become a used up skank ho.

 

[Auric]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Auric

Originally posted by: TBone48
skank has a short shelf life. Replace "Carmen Elektra" with "Pam Anderson" any time you're ready.

It had to be said. Not sure aboot CE, but PA certainly was never physically attractive by any conventional measure but rather is some sort of crude imitation like a blow-up doll. Heck, I've seen more attractive mannequins. On top of that she lacks grace. And nay, I'm not holding them up to some unattainable standard but just that of generally average women. The thing is, they are supposedly "sex symbols" but are instead quite the opposite.

ok, I give up...if they are average who is a sex symbol...and where can I find me an average woman?

Re-read. Compared to average they fail. Real > fake. Look around you on teh street, at the market, in the park...

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Auric

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Auric

Originally posted by: TBone48
skank has a short shelf life. Replace "Carmen Elektra" with "Pam Anderson" any time you're ready.

It had to be said. Not sure aboot CE, but PA certainly was never physically attractive by any conventional measure but rather is some sort of crude imitation like a blow-up doll. Heck, I've seen more attractive mannequins. On top of that she lacks grace. And nay, I'm not holding them up to some unattainable standard but just that of generally average women. The thing is, they are supposedly "sex symbols" but are instead quite the opposite.

ok, I give up...if they are average who is a sex symbol...and where can I find me an average woman?

Re-read. Compared to average they fail. Real > fake. Look around you on teh street, at the market, in the park...

I see no cosmetically enhanced airbrushed girls...

Granted they are phony and all, but still you take 10 Mary Janes out of BFE and take 10 people out of H-Town that have been nipped/tucked, injected sucked, have a personal trainer, a makeup artist and what not...

then tell me which group is not sexy looking