Originally posted by: hopeless74
Originally posted by: Asianman
so many homeless people. Maybe they actually make a decent amount of money. Gotta try that sometimes
yeah you should try it :disgust:
prison is a cakewalk compared to being homeless
go for it
that is nuckin futz. how much did 16 shots cost you?Originally posted by: RichardE
Was on my way home to drink a bunch on irc before going to the bars again and this 60 year old homeless guy asked me for money. I was going to hand him a 20 since I was feeling good (my boss had bought my whiskey that night since I sprained my ankle on the job) and decided instead that I would buy him alcohol personally.
So I tell him "How about I buy you 8 shots...the only catch is you have to do them back to back with me?"
So this guy, who already smells like Listerine is all "Hell yeah!"
So we go into the bar down the street and I order 16 shots of JD. This homeless guy and I sit there and do our 8 shots back to back in under a minute. I pay and we leave, he thanks me and stumbles off towards the soup kitchen. I did my good deed for the day, got some warm fuzzies :beer:
Originally posted by: God Mode
Was late meeting friends and walked by one quickly. He called me a fuckface asshole.
Originally posted by: moshquerade
that is nuckin futz. how much did 16 shots cost you?Originally posted by: RichardE
Was on my way home to drink a bunch on irc before going to the bars again and this 60 year old homeless guy asked me for money. I was going to hand him a 20 since I was feeling good (my boss had bought my whiskey that night since I sprained my ankle on the job) and decided instead that I would buy him alcohol personally.
So I tell him "How about I buy you 8 shots...the only catch is you have to do them back to back with me?"
So this guy, who already smells like Listerine is all "Hell yeah!"
So we go into the bar down the street and I order 16 shots of JD. This homeless guy and I sit there and do our 8 shots back to back in under a minute. I pay and we leave, he thanks me and stumbles off towards the soup kitchen. I did my good deed for the day, got some warm fuzzies :beer:
and the last thing the guy needed was 8 shots of JD. you should've bought him a good meal.
never give a homeless guy cash either. buy him food.
Originally posted by: Platypus
you should have at least bought him something worth drinking
Originally posted by: Rockinacoustic
I direct them to the nearest employer.