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1 - Shut the fuck up.
No really, thats it. Thats all you have to do.
Cops are fucking stupid. The only way they can catch you is if you flat out tell them you are guilty.
Dont explain anything. Over explaining leaves holes. Dont volunteer. Dont act too nice or helpful. Dont offer food, coffee, matches, or beer. Dont answer any questions directly. Act stupid. Annoy the fuck out of him with retarded answers until HE decides to leave. If you push him out the door he knows he has to come back and ask more questions, or snoop around.
And even with a smoking gun in your hand dont admit it.
Stay quiet, get a lawyer, you will go free. They can never get their shit together fast enough for a proper conviction.
No really, thats it. Thats all you have to do.
Cops are fucking stupid. The only way they can catch you is if you flat out tell them you are guilty.
Dont explain anything. Over explaining leaves holes. Dont volunteer. Dont act too nice or helpful. Dont offer food, coffee, matches, or beer. Dont answer any questions directly. Act stupid. Annoy the fuck out of him with retarded answers until HE decides to leave. If you push him out the door he knows he has to come back and ask more questions, or snoop around.
And even with a smoking gun in your hand dont admit it.
Stay quiet, get a lawyer, you will go free. They can never get their shit together fast enough for a proper conviction.