What if aliens came...

[LadyJessica]

...with their missionaries trying to convert us to their religion?

1) How annoying would that be?
2) Would any of you convert?

 

[Isla]

They have already come to me and implanted seeds.

 

[Zab]

Depends, if they wanted my help to overtake the world I might think about it.

 

[snow patrol]

No Isla, that was me

 

[Windogg]

Judding by all the Borgs right now, I would say they have already arrived and are doing their missionary work.

Windogg

 

[Isla]

ROTFLMAO!

snow patrol, you made me spit Merlot....

 

[ToBeMe]

...........Al Gore Invented Aliens!.............

 

[beat mania]

I thought they already did?

 

[Namuna]

Hey, I got news for ya. 'Aliens' have been with us and among us for a LONG ASS TIME.

And the method of travel is in spirit, not in some fancy spacecraft. Heard of Out of Body experiences? Imagine traveling throughout the galaxy that way!

There you have it.

 

[Isla]

Heh heh, this is turning into the acid flashback thread!

 

[Fardringle]

Al Gore invented the Borg!
Oh yeah, and he invented acid, too.

 

[snow patrol]

He may have done all that, but he didn't do any seed implanting in Isla., so there!

 

[Fathom4]

You should hear the alien dream I had the other night, they WERE trying to convert me.

 

[MustangSVT]

i dont think so.. when u see a dog would you try to teach him your religion? we are mere dogs to aliens with such superiar technology and mind state. that makes Snow Patrol one sick alien...

 

[jhu]

i don't know about your dogs, but all the stray dogs around where i live know that jesus is their savior.

 

[Moonbeam]

My neighbor woks stray dogs.

 

[pen^2]

i second what mustang said, if i were an alien i would be sure to know some of better things to do on the planet earth

 

[snow patrol]

Hey Mustang - don't knock it until you've tried it

 

[Isla]

nevermind!

 

[cxim]

The aliens all practice Probism.

They follow the teachings of the one great PROBE.

The first commandment of Probism is:

"Probe unto others, before they probe unto you."

Quoted from the minutes of The Ecumenical Society of Lesser Probes Exiled To That Sh1tball, Earth.

 

[VoodooExtreme]

Hmm... no anal probe for me

 

[thebestMAX]

If I can resist the Mormons and Jehovahs Witnesses and those bald headed freaks in the airports (if they are still there), Aliens have no chance. I might go willingly however.

 

[beat mania]

What is this, a Bene Gesserit survey? Go away you Bene Geserit witches and your religion.

 

[jhu]

bene gesserit?

 

[KidViciou$]

ToBeMe, to me it looks like you are TRYING VERY HARD to get some laughs at your already LAME ASS jokes!!!

just let it catch its breath, who knows, if gore is elected president, you might be able to use it again. but for now, put it away.